#artifler

[tallertales-shorterstories]

Tuyere, What do you say we go down to the gun range and blow some loads together you and me?

The Artifler’s eyebrows waggle over his teal eyes as he replies. “Ya know, I haven’t heard that line before- and I’m usually the one dishin’ them out.”

He looks you up and down with a smirk.“I’m sure you need someone of my long experience around wetware to guide you in playing with your cannons. I’m well-versed in shots across the starboard.”