On the phone while holding your piss and being like, "I really need to pee," and then they're like "aww it's okay. You can manage. Hold it." And then you get all squirmy and start begging and like "I don't think I can hold much longer" and they're like "I know. I can hear you struggling over there. Gasping and whimpering, I can hear shifting in the background. Are you doing a potty dance right now? How pathetic.."













