#arukiku

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America: Japan, I choose you!

China: what

Japan: what

America: *kneels down and takes out a ring*

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Japan: Dogs deserve to live forever

America: And humans don't?

Japan: Absolutely not

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America: Here Kiku, a nice hot cup of tea.

Japan: Alfred-san this is cold.

America: A nice cup of tea.

Japan: No offence, but this is terrible

America: A cup of tea.

Japan: I don’t even think this is tea.

America: Cup.

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America: how many Kikus does it takes to change a light bulb?

America: he can't, because he is too short

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America: me and Kiku, get along perfectly! Right Kiku?

Japan: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life

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American Tea

Japan: what tea is this?

America: oh it's just boiled Gatorade

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Japan: Alfred-san and I shared a room during the camp. We split it right down the middle, so he wouldn't get my side dirty. The result was that it looked like a 'before and after' photo, advertising either a cleaning service or a nuclear weapon, depending on which side you looked at first.

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America: Itadakimassachusetts

America: Konichiwashington

America: Douitashimashitennessee

Japan: Please do not say that in front of me ever again