#source: incorrect-danplan-quotes

[honda-nihon-kiku]

Germany: Feliciano, would you mind if I came home with 10 puppies?

N Italy: ...

N Italy: What's in the box?

Germany: ...

N Italy: LUDWIG WHAT'S IN THE BOX

Germany: I think you know

[incorrectkillervibe]

Cisco: I'm sending good vibes your way. They're coming. There's nothing you you can do to stop them.

Caitlin: That's the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

[theawkwardkids]

Patton: Virge, you really shouldn’t stay up so late-

Virgil: Time is an illusion, nothing matters, God is dead

[arundhati-shah4]

Nikita: I've been feeling like we're not as close anymore, so I got us friendship bracelets.

Aru: ...?

Nikita: *handcuffs them together* There you go.

[violent-things-mp3]

Dallon: Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self-isolate, I’ll wait.

Ryan: You and I.

Dallon, tearing up: It’s you and me, but ok

[book-of-my-ocs]

Practice Incorrect Quotes: (12/???)

Lily: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.

Mary: My favorite is “butt dial” vs “booty call”.

Arcia: Also, “forgive me father, I have sinned,” vs “sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty”.

Lily: Great news! Language is now canceled!

[honda-nihon-kiku]

I got one foot in the darkness and the other in a hello kitty roller skate

China

[arundhati-shah4]

Aiden: I am the most intelligent, valuable person on this team.

Aru: ...Is your hand stuck in that vending machine?

Aiden: I payed for my Cheetos, I'm getting my Cheetos.