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Lucas MUST APOLOGIZE FOR HELPING END THE USL! AND MUGGY! IF THEY DON'T KILL THEM BOTH!

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i should make a post talking about that new like. sleepwear they gave my wife for obey me i do. because holy shit. oh my god. oh my god. hhhhhhhhhggggggggg

#asaposting #canon crimes #obey me #imagine seeing him like that everyday HOLY SHIITTTTTTTTTTTT #both his outfits are good actually the only one thats not good is what i think may have been their attempt to give him a casual fit #someone hated his ass in that studio when they made that

okay so what’s this about Asmodeus making you believe in hauntings now 👁️👁️ if you don’t mind explaining

PART TWO HERE. | YOU SHOULD KNOW!!! YOU AND CLINK GET THE INSIDE SCOOP ON EVERYTHING!! although it would be good to have every single point listed here, for convenience. so. here it is for everyone.

01. when i first looked up what obey me was, i looked at pictures. i got to him. i took note. weird looking guy, hes so beautiful it pissed me off, ha ha ha. conveniently, there was one of those pill shaped suggestions for what to add to your google search. that was just his name. i have not seen that get put there since. not even really on his 2024 birthday iirc. now it's always "mammon" or "solomon" or "levi", all the popular picks.

02. by pure coincidence, i got a phone with the space to download obey me in may while his birthday event was still running. clink pushed me to get in there. i had no idea.

03. his call was the first i caught in real time, besides mammon's at the very beginning of the tutorial section. prior to this i didn't know you could get calls while playing.

04. i had only one asa card that got me through levels in the original obey me. snowy bliss. once the elements of the cards started becoming more important, the other two members of my team would change frequently, with this OP wrath asa card being the only common denominator between all my teams. i never got a single other person for surprise guests. nor did i hear anyone else's "player initiates the battle" dialogues.

05. on that note, i never even saw anyone else on my title screen. i always thought "man, weird rng but this must be somewhat normal, to get mostly asa," and for A MONTH this just happened to me. then satan and lucifer and diavolo started to actually show up. i was weirded out. i realized i never saw these people's screens before.

06. i took a lot of breaks while playing initially bc it fucking sucked ass & they were all such pricks for no reason. the first time i quit, i came back to his devil's water panic event. i did not know i'd be seeing him cleavage out the second i decided to come back.

07. you saw me make my sona. i wanted the slightly bisexual but very potent color palette, mostly black thing going on. i come to find out however recent enough later that in the ongoing hero event, asa has a villain outfit and we were matching color palettes, with the exception of the gold trimmings on his ensemble.

08. generally, i have never seen a character get bear coded before in my life. i didn't think that was an animal any media would choose for their character, but fresh into my newfound being mentally ill about bears, i get introduced to someone who has literally turned into one.

09. for my first two ten rolls in nightbringer, both being for gacha events involving asa and one other person, i'd always get the other person in the ten roll BUT asa, alone, in another one roll i did after the fact. this memory might not be accurate. i forget about the gacha every time i'm not looking at it.

10. we all have the vague visions of characters we simp for sometimes, right? like when the guy in the movie looks up at the sky and pictures his mentor's face in the clouds and asks it "what would you say..?" WELL. one night i was talking to mine. i was disheveled and very depressed (putting it lightly), and for some reason my vision kept telling me to check the game. i did. this was when i discovered he had new dialogue, with a LOT of the first ones i heard being his comforting ones ("You can let your guard down but only do it around me, okay?" — which i had been at this point, as a note — "There, there. You're just a bit tired, aren't you?" etc. etc.) that he did not repeat again, instead pulling out a lot more of the lighthearted ones as i kept clicking on him. of course there's also his "we were definitely fated to be together" line, which is really funny considering Yeah Man. i guess so !

11. i saw some memes on pinterest of a bdsm quiz i was curious about, so i took it that night with a vpn because it was banned over here, i think. i mailed my results to my yahoo email, but one term i'd never heard of before that night was a "rigger." it got noted in my head. saw that it meant "people who liked tying up others" (and that scored much higher on my stats than its counterpart, "rope bunny.") the next morning, i go into the game to find that they have released a card where asa is tied up.

12. i was playing nightbringer in front of e.p. once and i was farming as per usual when he suddenly asked "why'd the guy change?" (for the post battle illustration.) i was confused cause i wasn't really paying attention. i went "what do you mean? it's rng." and he said "really? i swear it's been the same guy like five times now." he thought asa was a chef.

13. i passively scrolled pinterest once to find a miraculous picture of a noose, wherein i got excited as per usual, and then scrolled one centimeter down to find an asa picture looking at me.

these are all i remembered off the top of my head, too. maybe there's more! i don't know yet. funniest set of coincidences to have ever happened to me, though. thank you for asking that i expound, isaac.

#interviews #yumeship #self ship #asaposting

this isnt a joke anymore im really afraid hes gonna for some reason be up there with asa as my mains and hes never gonna leave me alone. hes the reason im able to relax and sleep lately thats Literally mywife powers

#yumeship #self ship #zposting #asaposting

remnants from what was going to be the second part of "asmo just fucken saying and doing things" the post, which can be found here, but i never found enough material to make a proper post. this draft has been here for years. i'm freeing her from her prison.

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