you keep turning

and turning my life around...

[primedere]

✰ nolan | he/sun+ | bisexual

directory. tag guide. welcome to my selfship storage blog, where i keep all manner of content—art, writing, headcanons—regarding, well. my selfships.

feel free to interact with any post ever, no matter how old! i promise i'm friendly and outgoing to everyone whether i know them or not. i only ever fight and insult my f/os.

which, coincidentally i'll have to ask you to direct your tsundere allegations to my evil shredder. this has often come up and is totally not true. hmph!

✰ before you interact

›› i'm extremely nonsharing when it comes to asmodeus obey me. you'll hear me call him asa sometimes, but as long as you're here i'll have to refrain you from doing the same.

›› heed the warning that i hornypost on here quite a bit. it'll be tagged and everything, but even still. minors, hit the bricks.

›› no dni other than that; you annoy me, you get banished to the shadow realm.

[primedere]

f/o dream log ZACHARIE GET OUT OF MY HEAD NOW CHALLENGE. I WAS TALKING ABOUT HIM IN MY DREAM LAST NIGHT.

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alright here we go. archive of this stupid animal for our enjoyment.

[kiawren]

Is this anything

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tiny pitcher for today

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how it's been for more than three years now

[z0mbo]

Chronically offline f/o… They look over your shoulder when you’re scrolling and suddenly you’re explaining years worth of internet history so they get some random meme you were looking at. They respond to every text with 👍. They don’t know how to take selfies. They get you to solve every tech problem you have and think you turning something off and turning it back on again makes you a genius.

[thesourselfshipper]

imagine your f/o poking fun at you for having a crush on them until you say something beautiful and true that takes them aback and they cover their mouth blushing furiously

[primedere]

this isnt a joke anymore im really afraid hes gonna for some reason be up there with asa as my mains and hes never gonna leave me alone. hes the reason im able to relax and sleep lately thats Literally mywife powers

[itsmyjaboner]

evil f/o imagine crushing them with a hydraulic press until they’re flat like paper. you regret this decision heavily as whenever you go to kiss them from the side you get papercuts on your lips since they are but a 2d plane. <//333 sad sad tragic tragic

[primedere]

pro tip i can defeat him i can swing ten metal pipes at his head i can stop him once and for all i can destroy him i can beat the power he has out of him

[rocketbirdie]

first ten minutes of professor layton and the unwound future

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[azucarfresh]

I want to be sick like feverish and in bed and have a hot muscular guy wring his hands like my poor wife and take care of me and when he thinks I am not looking he lets a worried tear escape his eye and I am lying down so sick and beautiful and let out a weak little cough

[kendymaycry]

seeing something so coded and tailored to your self ship you have to go die about it

[unspecificyume]

Imagine waking up to find your f/o already awake, just… watching the light change. They smile when they notice you're up.

[unspecificyume]

Your f/o saw something today that reminded them of you. It's not a nice thing. It's a weird rock, or a bird with an attitude problem, or a piece of trash shaped strangely. They took a picture. They are going to show you. They think this is romantic and, terribly, they're right.