Ascendance Month: Day 16 (Campfire Story)
Tobias, finishing a story: The end
Jaron: That was about as boring as a regent meeting
Roden: Does any body have any good scary stories?
Jaron: If you count the time I went through Darius’s diar-
Darius: you. WHAT.
Roden: ok, ok, I think we’re good. I have one that I’ve been waiting to share. *ahem*
Roden: I call this…Roden goes Rogue
Fink: You do that on a daily basis
Roden: Just shut up and listen.
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Roden goes rogue:
Roden: We’re going to McDonalds
Jaron: Can I get a Whopper?
Roden: This ain’t Burger King.
Jaron: Too bad.
Imogen: Don’t start again
Mott: Just drive to the Burger King drive through instea-
Roden: No, Jaron doesn’t get any food.
Jaron: Aww, not even a Happy Meal for your king?
Roden: I thought you wanted Burger King.
Jaron: I change my mind quickly
Tobias: I’ve tend to learn that over time. Each time that I tell you to be carefull after wrapping up your leg you tell me ok. It appears you change your mind frequently after that.
Roden: Shut up I’ll keep on driving.
Fink: Can I get a Big M-
Roden: AAAAAH
Roden: SHUT UP
Roden: *speeds down the highway and rams into cars*
*throws a Volkswagen off the highway to show superiority*
Darius: Where is he taking us now?
Roden: To funny place.
Fink: I want to go home.
Roden: I will not hesitate to throw you off the highway, mister.
Fink: I suddenly feel fine here.
Tobias: Roden what did we say about threats-
Roden: I’ve decided that I change my mind frequently like Jaron
Tobias: I can tell
Roden: *drives through several buildings, hyperventilating*
Darius: I think you broke him, Jaron.
Jaron: Reboot him.
Roden: *still hyperventilating, his veins pulsing*
Roden: *rips the steering wheel off and goes free style*
Roden: *crashes into one final building*
Roden: Welcome to the funny place..
……….
Darius: Did you really smuggle us into a DaBaby concert because we would immediately decline the request to go with you?
Roden: Yes
The end