jake and amy of c!! :))
Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versaJake is definitely always the one to surge his whole body into a door, like he wouldn’t just push it, he’d be the type to slope his shoulder against it and heave his weight into it - this only works out a good 40% of the time and the other 60% he usually ends up exclaiming painfully or preventing someone from the other side from coming out. Amy just follows whatever is on the door. Definitely the sort to go “It says PULL Jake,” He just makes faces at her.
Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside themOkay tbh I feel like this is something Amy would do more but Jake would do more publicly - Jake probably does it when glass fogs in cars or when there’s a dusty surface for him to trace it into and grin over his shoulder at her when he’s done, but Amy probably has little pages of notebooks full of it and one day he comes across it and makes this disgusting little choked sob,
Who starts the tickle fightsHONESTLY I’m gonna say Amy for this bc Jake is probably really ticklish and when he’s being particularly annoying when she’s trying to marathon Gilmore Girls or crochet or something and is practically relentless she just calmly crosses the threshold of the apartment and digs her fingers into his sides and he goes down howling but defo not without a fight. It turns into a full out battle, Charles and Rosa probably get called into it.
Who starts the pillow fightsJake intentionally, and Amy unintentionally. He probably does it when she’s too busy dorking out and he has to pull her out of it so she’ll pay attention to him, or just so they can break in the new pillows, whereas Amy probably throws a pillow in his face and he just takes it all the way.
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smileI feel like… this is probably Jake lord knows that boy’s body clock is terribly out of whack. Amy definitely does it too when he passes out from exhaustion before her but more often than not he’s still up late while Amy dozes off beside him and he traces the outline of her face with his eyes or notices the way her mouth pulls when she’s dreaming, totally unaware of the dorky smile on his face. (He tells her about her mannerisms from time to time and she always bites her lower lip and tells him that he should stop staying up so late but it always leads to a double tuck.)
Who mistakes salt for sugarAMY. One time she baked for his birthday as a surprise and even though the entire precinct knows how awful she is he still ate it to appease her and because he was so touched by the effort she put into it even though he nearly coughed up the first mouthful because “it tastes like roast pork but SOFT”
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morningJake, probably, but probably on accident too and then he panics and tries to get it to stop but makes it worse until Amy pulls herself out of bed looking grumpy and disheveled and yanks out the plug.
Who comes up with cheesy pick up linesThis one’s a definite split between the two. Jake definitely is the type to be surprisingly creative with it but he always does it in the middle of crime scenes and typically over a dead body, and Amy always goes “Aww,” before catching herself and adding “But probably not the best time to say it. Dead bodies killing the effect,” Amy on the other hand is definitely the sort of use incredibly nerdy pickup lines like chemistry, math and bio lines like “Are you made of Copper and Tellarium, because you are cute,” And Jake says “Amy you should know that I don’t understand what half of that meant but I’m sure in nerd language it was hella smooth so good job,”
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical orderIs this even a question it’s definitely Amy. One time Jake accidentally puts a book back two positions further from it’s place of origination and her eyes bug out so much that Jake actually cowers a little and refuses to ever touch the bookshelf again without memorizing the exact order of everything.
Who licks the spoon when they’re baking browniesJAKE because Amy would definitely not be the one baking and definitely be the one lecturing him on salmonella while Jake says “There’s nothing wrong with this I’ve been doing it since I was like, seven,” and Amy just mutters, “Oh my God,” under her breath in the most horrified way.
Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasionI like to think that Amy really enjoys the smell of flowers so she typically buys them to set the table with and Jake catches onto that so when she’s having down days he cooks Polish food for her and buys lavender scented candles for her.
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a penJake, probably highways from her veins or small little flowers and Amy acts like it’s childish and annoying prior to their relationship but she doesn’t wash it off until she gets into the shower.
Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacationHonestly I feel like Amy does? Because she’d definitely be the sentimental sort so she gets the neatest looking magnet and places them in chronological order on the fridge.
Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazinesJake for sure, he’d also constantly be asking her for her different horoscopes like her rising sign and moon sign and venus sign etc. and going “Ames according to this horoscope the placement of the moon makes for a very… contentious? Whatever that means, nature in a relationship between a Gemini - me - and a Libra - you,”