#face farting

[fartingishot]

I fucking love jerking off to fart porn, especially lately videos of guys farting in a girl's face. I love when they're disgusted by it at first and then they bury their face or tongue back in his ass for more like a good little fart loving slut.

And godddd the sound of a guy farting directly into a girl's open mouth? fuuuuuuuck that's so hot and can make me cum so fast. I wanna fart in an eager, waiting, open mouth of a pretty little girl so bad.

[gassywrestler4u]

POV: Your Boss got a standing desk and this the only answer they give to your questions now.

You’re gonna be at ass level for the rest of your career and you know it’s all you deserve. If you’re lucky he might ask you to clean it for him but for now you’re only worthy of sniffing.

[buttsmasher]

Gassy Roommate Paiten (Edited & Extended)

Warnings/Tags: Gay Face Farting, Underwear Stealing, Somewhat Willing Victim, Straight x Gay, Bullying, F slur used quite a bit, Face Farting, Eproctophilia

You remember the first time you met Paiten. He was a cool guy, a little bit of a gym rat, but overall, pretty chill guy to hang with. You guys would hang out a lot and eventually he moved in when Dustin moved out. 

No one really knew, but you were totally into Paiten. You were into his huge arms, his awesome abs, and his ass was awesome. The way they hugged his jeans made you drool. Like literal drool. The worst part about Paiten was that he was the gassiest person you knew. A walking fart bomb is what some of your friends called him. 

You and him would be watching the football game and he’d rip ass and say nothing. Every time, a weird sick part of you would get turned on. You could feel your heartbeat start to speed up and your pants would get just a little bit tighter. 

The best worst days were when you were sleeping and you’d wake up to Paiten’s ass in your face. He’d rip a nasty wet fart and you’d startle awake with the smell of his rancid ass. He’d laugh and rush out your room as you pretend to be disgusted by him. But as soon as he was gone, you’d start stroking your dick fantasizing about him smothering your face in his giant globes.

When it was really bad, you’d sneak into his bedroom and steal his underwear from the dirty hamper in the corner of his room. You’d always try to grab a pair and then replace it with one that you have stolen before. This time you managed to steal his red Under Armor boxers and replace them with a blue Fruit of the Loom pair. 

You sneak out of his room heading back to your room when you bump into Paiten. You stumble backwards and you look up at Paiten. “What were you doing in my room?” He asks you confused before looking at your hand and then back up to you.

“Uh, I thought I, uh, left something in there?” You stumble on your words as you try to hide the undies behind your back.

“Uh huh.” His eyes narrow on you. “So, why are you taking my boxers?”

“Um.” You drop the boxers and charge to your bedroom, Paiten grabs his boxers off the ground and follows you. You go to slam the door but Paiten gets his foot in and keeps the door open.

“Look I just want to talk, I’m not gonna hurt you.” Paiten says but you keep trying to push the door closed.

“No thank you.” You say straining on the door.

“Dude.” He easily just pushes the door open and you flop on the ground. “You a fag or something?” He holds his boxers as he stares down at you.

“The fuck man, I ain’t a fag.” 

“You were stealing my dirty boxers.” Paiten sits down on your chest so you can’t get up. He begins to rub the crotch of the boxers on your face. “That turning you on?” You shake your head no but you can feel your sweats start to tent. “You want my dick?”

“No, dude, get off me.” You raise your hands to push him but he grabs them and holds them so you can’t move. 

Pffft

A quick fart comes out of Paiten’s ass and you can feel the color on your face drain. “Wait, are you a fart fag?” 

“Dude, no, stop.” Paiten gets up but he puts a foot on your chest. You take it as not to get up. You watch as he slowly unbuckles his belt and strips off his jeans. He’s wearing a pair of charcoal boxer briefs that look old. You gulp as you stare at his bulge move as he kicks off his sweats. 

“So, you’re going to tell me you don’t want this?” Paiten turns and starts to wiggle his ass. “I mean come on buddy, everyone wants some of this.” 

“I don’t.” You shake your head no but he eyes your boner. He decides to sit down on your face without warning. He moves around till he gets your nose up his crack. It’s obvious he went to the gym today. 

“How ‘bout now.” You try your hardest to fight your hardon. “Come on take a whiff, you’ll like it.” You do your very best at not taking in a breath but you can’t help it. You inhale and without meaning to, a moan escapes your lips. “I knew it.” Paiten pushes his ass farther back so your head can’t lift off the ground and releases the nastiest fart you’ve ever heard. You take a loud inhale and moan from the scent. You can feel yourself humping the air. “You’re fucking getting off on this?”

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“You’re telling me, that your faggot ass is getting off on me farting on your face.” You keep sniffing loudly without any reservation to what you’re doing. “Jesus christ you’re such a fucking faggot.” He begins to get up and out of pure instinct you grab his underwear and try to pull him back down. You’re unsuccessful and instead you rip his boxers. “Fucking faggot.” He ignores the fact that you ripped his boxers and just leaves the room.

Your boner is pressing hard against the fabric of your boxers as you keep sniffing the air trying to get what’s left of Paiten’s terrible gas.

After the hour long jack off session and sleeping for the night, you awake the next morning. You stare at the ceiling trying to decide if you should get up or hide in your room all day. You could live off the junk food and your laptop if you really need to. Instead you peek out your bedroom window to look at the driveway. 

Paiten’s car is still in the driveway, so it seems that he’s still in the house. You give a sigh before sitting yourself back on your bed. Then you see them, the red Under Armour boxers you tried stealing the day before. You stare for about 30 seconds before getting up and grabbing them.

You bring them to your nose and you take a loud inhale. You can smell the lingering sweat and Paiten’s natural musk. Again, you start to feel yourself chub up but then you realize what you’re doing and pull them away from your face. You will your boner away as you leave your bedroom. 

You make your way to Paiten’s room and knock on the door. You hear shuffling behind the door and the door swings wide open. Paiten is shirtless and is only wearing a camo pair of pajamas. Your eyes get lost at his chest and abs before he clears his throat.

“Need something?” He sounds smug. 

“Oh-uh, yeah, um.” You begin. “I’m just returning these.” You shove the red boxers into his hands. “Okay bye.” You say awkwardly as you turn. 

“Wait.” You stop but don’t make eye contact. “Does my ass look good in these PJs?” You turn and see him ass faced towards you. You can’t lie, his ass looks fantastic in those PJs and you’re about to voice that.

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He grunts as he lets out a loud seven second fart. “Fuuck me, that felt good.” He sighs in relief before wafting the air around his ass towards you. 

“You’re disgusting.” You say, even though you’re totally enjoying the view and smell. 

“That’s a compliment coming from you fart fag.” He laughs. He grabs your arm and pulls you into his bedroom. He loudly slams the door shut and flings you towards his bed. “Lay down, face up.” You blink twice before doing as he says. “Good fag.” He climbs above you and sits down on your chest. 

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The fart vibrates on your chest. “I figured there’s a reason for us finding each other.” He drags his ass up your chest and gets closer to your face. “I mean, I am the gas bomb.” 

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“And somehow, I get so lucky that my roomie is a fart fag.” 

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The smells are getting worse the closer he’s getting to your nose. “I mean, I have to take advantage of that right?” He gives you a show by flexing his butt cheeks. “And I have this fantastic ass that has fags drooling.”

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You feel a breeze against your face and you're properly bricked up now. He readjusts himself and plops his fat cheeks down on your face. “I think this can be a mutually beneficial friendship.”

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The rotten smell invades your nostrils as you sniff the gas. You can’t help but push yourself as close as you can against his clothed pucker. 

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The sigh of relief he lets out makes your dick strain against your own PJs. “It’s hilarious you’re getting off on this, but I can’t lie. Farting on your face makes my dick hard.” 

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“I’d never find a girl into this, but a dirty fag like you.” 

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“Fuuck.” He grunts as more of his sewage smelling farts fill your lungs. “I figure I could use you as much as I’d like.” You can’t argue his logic, nor do you really want to because you’re getting exactly what you want. Being trapped under Paiten’s ass is a dream come true. 

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Your nose gets bombarded by fart after fart and you can feel precum leaking into your PJs. You’ve never been so hard before and his ass is totally destroying your face. You feel hot and sweaty and it smells so bad, but your dick keeps flexing.

“I’ll never understand how anyone likes this. It’s one thing to appreciate someone’s ass, but to actually sniff farts is disgusting.” His hole flexes a few times before letting out another ungodly fart on your nose. It’s silent but the solid torrent of air being blown up your nose lets you know that he’s still releasing the toxic air. 

You cough hard as you finish inhaling that constant torrent of gas. “I don’t understand it either.” You manage to say. He responds by lifting up and then slamming his ass back down on your face.

“Don’t speak. All I should hear is you sniffing faggot.” 

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You do as he says and inhale the loud fart. It burns as it goes down and you feel lightheaded.

“This isn’t a friendship or a relationship. This is me using my ass to get off.” 

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Fart after fart keeps hitting your nose and things begin to start spinning. You feel like you're about to cum the hardest you’ve ever had in your life. 

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“That’s it faggot. Get off on my godly gas bombs.” You realize that he’s stroking his cock above you. 

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“Oh god, that feels so good.” He sighs to himself as you're forced to keep inhaling. You’re so close now, but you can’t tell if you’re about to cum yourself or pass out. 

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You can’t help the cry that you let out as your cock starts shooting rope after rope of cum. It’s the most amazing orgasm and causes your whole body to start shaking.

“That’s fucking pathetic.” Paiten laughs above you. “My ass bombs just made you cum.” 

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“Well let’s just see how long you can last with just my ass for air.”

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Bomb after bomb hits your face and you can feel Paiten is getting close to cumming as well based on how his body is shaking. 

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“God, I’m so fucking close.” He’s panting above you. “Feels so good destroying your face.”

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He lets out a rocking 15 second fart and you hear him moaning above you as he starts to cum.  The smell is starting to become unbearable now and you’re having issues thinking straight.

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“There’s no way you’re still awake after that.” Paiten jokes as the loud toxic fumes keep hitting your face. All you can smell is eggs and rotten sewage. Everything is spinning around you now. 

“Enough.” You cough out. You only get a laugh in response.

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You feel heavy and you almost feel like you're floating out of your body. You try to push him off you, but you’re too weak at this point. You begin to panic as you realize you can’t escape.

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A loud 30 second fart hits you this time and takes you out. You hear laughing as you feel your body go limp. 

When you awake again, you’re laying on the floor of the hallway. You have a massive headache and all you can smell is ass. Namely Paiten’s ass. You use the wall to get up and notice how sticky your PJs feel around your dick. You struggle to get to the bathroom but you make it and get in the shower.

You can’t stop yourself from blowing another load down the shower drain thinking about Paiten’s ass destroying your lungs again. 

~~FIN

[eproctowench]

I wanna to have a subby, pathetic man who is inexperienced with getting farts to the face. He would crave the experience so bad, but I would keep saying “I don’t know, my gas is pretty bad” until he went to his knees, begging for it.

When I finally give in, I’d put my bare ass right on his face and let loose all those farts I held in. I’d watch his boxers tighten around his crotch, his cock twitching in arousal as I coat his face in my stink. He would become whiny, but take it like a good boy. Afterwards, I’d give so much praise. I would clean him up and whisper about how good he was. We’d snuggle under the blankets, then fall asleep.

[clarks-letterman]

need to be so deeply wedged between a guy’s cheeks that when he wiggles his ass, my head turns with it

[stinkfacestories]

Getting Sora access was dangerous

[writinggross]

Thought of a short story in the wasteless universe. Not 100% sure if it fully adheres to all the lore, but here goes…

Here I am waiting outside the dean's office. I got an email saying that he needed to meet with me immediately, but he didn't say why. I didn't really think much of it until he called me in and I was met with a terrible surprise. There were three chairs in front of his desk and Brandon and Nick were sitting in two of them. They are the two people I hate most in the world. They're star members of the college football team and it seemed like their personal mission was to make my college experience as miserable as possible. They bullied me nonstop and since they were athletes (and also because Brandon's dad was rich and donated a lot of money to the school), they were able to get away with pretty much anything.

Feeling very uneasy, I made my way over to the other chair in front of the dean's desk. He told me the reason I was there is because Brandon and Nick claimed they saw me cheating on an exam in class the other day. I tried to deny it, but it was their word against mine. Two against one. He said normally I would just get a 0 for the assignment and be put on probation, but apparently there's a cheating epidemic going on. He was seriously leaning towards suspension to make an example out of me.

I was freaking out and tried to protest, but Brandon interrupted. He said in his mind, that would be letting me off too easy. He knows his dad wouldn't want to continue to donate to a college with a cheating problem, so it would be in the dean's best interest to use me to really prove a point and discourage other students from cheating. The dean asked him what punishment he would suggest. Brandon pointed out that one of the volunteer toilets in the football locker room just quit and having me serve as the replacement would be the perfect punishment. I could tell the dean thought that was a bit harsh but, in the end, he agreed that having me serve as a toilet for the football team for a week would definitely send a message. Brandon laughed and said that a week was nowhere near long enough. In fact, he had spent some time thinking of the ideal parameters for my punishment.

First, my punishment would last for the entire remainder of the semester. Second, all other volunteer showers/toilets would be reassigned away from the football locker room: I was to be the sole personal shower/toilet for the entire football team. Third, I was to be kept inside a toilet stall in the locker room 24/7 for the duration of the punishment unless I was specifically needed to service the football team. Finally, if I tried to get out of the punishment or disobeyed any orders from Brandon or Nick, I would be expelled. The dean and I were completely shocked by how sadistic Brandon's plan was. I was so stunned that I couldn't even form the words to object. The dean did try to reason with Brandon, but the university couldn't afford to lose Brandon's dad as a donor, so reluctantly the dean signed off on the plan.

Brandon then ordered me to strip naked. I tried to refuse, but the dean reminded my that I would be expelled if I didn't listen. Once I was fully naked, Brandon handcuffed my hands behind my back and then he and Nick dragged me across campus to the locker room. Being paraded across campus naked was completely humiliating, especially since they made sure to stop multiple times and let people take pictures. When we got to the locker room, they brought me into an empty toilet stall and chained me to the wall so I wouldn't be able to escape. Then they attached a tube to my dick and a weird funnel looking device to my ass. They said that way I'd be able to go to the bathroom without making a mess. They both had massive grins on their faces. I asked them why they were doing this to me and the only reply I got is "because it's fun".

After that, Brandon decided it was time for the main event. He made a point of telling me he hadn't shit in three days in preparation for this. He started by pulling out his dick and told me to open my mouth. I didn't want to give in, but he grabbed one of my nipples and squeezed it as hard as he could. When I opened my mouth to scream he started pissing in it. The taste made me gag and I could feel some dribbling down the side of my mouth. He told me he'd give me a pass since it was my first time, but in the future any spillage would result in me being punished. Once he finished, he turned around and pulled down his pants and underwear. I thought he was gonna have me lie on the floor, but he ordered me to stay upright and arch my back. Then he sat on my face. I thought my back and neck were gonna snap from his weight. He told me if I did anything to cause him to fall off, I'd regret it.

He positioned his asshole over my nose and started releasing some rank farts. He made a comment about how his protein shake was hitting hard today which got a laugh from Nick. Finally, he shifted so his asshole was over my mouth. He told me to open wide. I tried refusing again, but a kick to the crotch quickly took care of that. Nothing could have prepared me for the taste of Brandon's shit. It was indescribable and made my tongue burn. I'm surprised I was able to take it all without puking. This ordeal lasted for at least 10 minutes. Brandon wanted to take his time and savor the experience and, as he'd mentioned, he'd been holding it in for a few days so he was really able to drag this out. Once he was done, he told me to lick his asshole clean.

He probably would have sat there longer if Nick didn't stop him. Apparently, Nick wanted to ensure that my first time was memorable so he took a laxative and was now about to burst. As soon as Brandon got up, Nick pushed me down to the ground so that I was lying on my back and then slammed his ass down onto my face. He used his weight to force my mouth open and basically created an airtight seal between his asshole and my mouth. Before I even had time to process any of that, liquid shit started exploding out of his ass. It was so sudden and loud that it even caught Brandon off guard. I struggled to keep up with it, but due to the seal Nick created with my mouth it was basically forced down my throat. I could hear Nick sigh with relief as he forced it all out, meanwhile I literally felt like I was drowning. At one point I puked and had to swallow it back down because there was nowhere else for it to go.

Once Nick finished and had his asshole licked clean, they decided to call it a night. But Brandon had one last surprise in store for me. He told me he wanted me to wash his lucky jockstrap for him. He reached into his bag and pulled out the most discolored and disgusting looking jockstrap I'd ever seen. He took great pleasure in telling me it has never been washed and then shoved it in my mouth. Then he taped my mouth shut and because "he didn't want me to get to used to fresh air", he took one of his cleats and tied it to my face with my nose shoved inside. With that, the two of them turned off the lights and left.

…

As you can imagine, being the only toilet for the entire football team was an extremely unpleasant experience. During practice/game days, there was always a seemingly neverending line of guys waiting to use me. If anyone didn't want to wait in line, they just went in a nearby bucket. At the end of each day, Brandon would shove a funnel in my mouth and dump in the contents of the bucket. And even when the locker room wasn't actively in use, guys would still come use me whenever they pleased. It wasn't just limited to toilet duties either. I was used as a washing machine, punching bag (my poor nuts), and a disposal for all matters of bodily fluids from loogies to snot rockets and more. Players also loved having me give them tongue baths, rim jobs, and blowjobs. One player who had a really bad foot odor issue really took pleasure in having me clean his feet with my tongue and making me eat his toe jam. There was also the constant mental struggle of being chained in a bathroom stall 24/7.

Brandon was definitely the worst though. He basically gave up on using any other bathroom. If he had to go during class, he would come to me. He would even walk over from his dorm in the middle of the night sometimes when he had to go. Whenever he used me, he always required me to be sitting up with my back arched which meant that my back and neck were pretty much constantly sore. And he made clear that for the rest of the semester he would not take a regular shower once and that my tongue would be the only thing cleaning his body. Sometimes, he would bring a small table into the stall and just sit on my face for hours doing school work or whatever while ripping ass as much as possible. He liked to do anything he could to make this as bad as possible for me. One time he even dumped an entire jar of fiber powder into the team's water cooler.

…

One day, I was really surprised to see Brandon appear with my older brother Tim. Tim lived nearby and since I went to college out of state and my parents couldn't visit often, he would come check on me periodically. Apparently he dropped by and was surprised that I wasn't in my dorm. He asked around and someone said that he could find me here. I thought for a brief moment that I might be saved until he started laughing. He said that growing up I was always the favorite child, so it's good to see that someone finally put me in my place. Brandon asked Tim if he had to go to the bathroom but Tim sarcastically replied that he could never do that to his brother. Brandon ordered me to beg Nick to use me and I had no choice but to do so. Of course it didn't take much convincing.

As Tim was sitting on me dumping his load, he told me that he was gonna report back to our parents and tell them I was really enjoying college. He would also text them from my phone periodically to let them know everything was good. That way there would be nothing stopping me from serving out the full duration of my punishment. Brandon then mentioned that they had an away game this coming weekend and invited Tim to come use me in the team's absence. Tim gladly agreed, sealing my fate with a massive fart…

Great story! It would be more lore-accurate if Brandon was the dean's son (you can get around any rules with enough corruption), but I'll forgive that because this is hot as shit. Fantastic job!

[cloudxmario]

British guy farting on TikTok part 12

(I think I made a mistake long ago and this is supposed to be part 11)