Mar 23
WE HAVE DONE IT
THE HAREM REJOICES!
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WE HAVE DONE IT
THE HAREM REJOICES!
HE IS BORN!!
YES, YOU HEARD THAT CORRECTLY...... OUR OFFSPRING HAS FINALLY ESCAPED HIS PRISON OF CALCIUM CARBONATE AND ENTERED THE UNIVERSE!
PLEASE GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO OUR LITTLE CLONE!
NAME SUGGESTIONS WOULD BE APPRECIATED... WE ARE DELIBERATING BETWEEN 'GREW MORRIS' AND 'HUGH FOREST'
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN. THE RESULTS ARE IN.
WE, THE HUGH MORRIS HAREM, WILL SOON BE PARENTS!
THE CLONING PROCESS IS COMPLEX, BUT REWARDING, NO DOUBT!
BRETHREN, FRIENDS; PLEASE SEND IN ANY WISDOM YOU MAY BE ABLE TO GIVE US THROUGH THIS CHALLENGING PERIOD... AVRIL LAVIGNE HAS NO CHILDREN.
HUGH FEELS JOYUS WHIMSY ONCE AGAIN...
THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN...
should We, could We, lay an egg?
We have been asking ourselves this question lately... with the upcoming fertile season of so called 'Bunny Day' it seems fitting. after all, the season of 'Spring' is closely associated with the imperialist aliens commonly referred to as 'bees'... it would be prudent to attempt to counteract such an influence with our own natural fascinations... and yet. the burden of parenthood weighs heavy, but the burden of free will weighs heavier.
and so, in the interests of democracy... We leave it to the will of the people...
should We (collectively) reproduce asexually...
yes... lay an egg... life finds a way...
no... do not succumb to the pressures of society...
when is the clone ready to materialize
IT TURNS OUT PARENTHOOD IS NOT FOR THE WEAK WILLED!
YOU SEE, MUCH LIKE THAT OF A CHICKEN, OUR EGG MUST BE INCUBATED. EXCEPT UNLIKE A CHICKEN, OUR EGG MUST BE SAT ON 24/7 BY HUGH IN ORDER TO BE INFUSED WITH THE PROPER LEVELS OF JOY, WHIMSY AND MISCHIEF.
YOU MAY NOT THINK THIS IS AN ISSUE, GIVEN OUR VAST NUMBER; HOWEVER, OUR DECISION TO MERGE INTO A SINGLE COLLECTIVE BEING... COMPLICATED THINGS.
REST ASSURED, PROGRESS IS BEING MADE.
THE MORRISETTE HAS GROWN, AND BEGUN TO MOVE! EVEN NOW, WE HEAR HIM TAPPING THE SIDE OF HIS EGG IN ADORABLY INCONSISTENT RHYTHMS. HOW HUMOROUS!
WE DO NOT KNOW WHEN OR IF HE WILL EMERGE, AS THIS FIELD IS VASTLY UNDERSTUDIED BY SCIENCE, BUT HAVE ATTACHED A PAIR OF HEADPHONES PLAYING 'GIRLFRIEND' ON 2X SPEED TO HIS SHELL TO ENCOURAGE HIS INDUSTRIOUS HOBBY.
DEAR BRETHREN, WE REQUEST A MUSICAL RECOMMENDATION
WE ONLY LISTEN TO AVRIL LAVIGNE AND SHE DOES NOT SING ANYTHING RELATING TO THE CLONING PROCESS...