what would you do if you were trapped in a time loop of playing werewolf/mafia on a spaceship and the only other person who is aware of previous loops is a teenaged nonbinary soldier cop?
HUGH WELCOMES THE CURIOUS...
AS HUGH MORRIS, I ACCEPT ALL LIFE FORMS AND SITUATIONS (NOTABLE EXCEPTIONS ASIDE) WITH A RARE COMBINATION OF HUMOR, OPTIMISM AND ACCEPTANCE. THUS, GIVEN THE INFINITE NATURE OF MY TIME LOOP, I WOULD BEGIN PARTAKING IN JOY AND WHIMSY WITH MY GENDER-NON-CONFORMING MILITARY COMRADE.
ALTHOUGH AGE IS A DIFFICULT CONCEPT FOR ME TO COMPREHEND, THE TEENAGE YEARS ARE HARD FOR US ALL. FOR THIS REASON, I WOULD PROVIDE THE YOUNG SOLDIER WITH ADEQUATE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT, UTILISING MY 'HUMOROUS' ABILITIES FOR GOOD. WE WOULD GET UP TO MANY SHENANIGANS.
AS FOR THE MURDER ASPECT, WHILE I DO NOT CONDONE VIOLENCE, IT WOULD PROVIDE ENTERTAINMENT, AND THE EPHEMERAL NATURE OF THESE 'REALITIES' WOULD ARGUABLY RELIEVE ME OF MY ETHICAL OBLIGATIONS, ALLOWING MYSELF AND MY YOUNG PROTEGE TO FREELY EXPERIMENT WITH THE WORLD AROUND US.
I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT 'BEES' ARE BEHIND THIS SOMEHOW; THEREFORE WE WOULD WORK TO REMOVE THEIR CONTROL OVER THE SHIP, IN THE HOPE OF EVENTUALLY APPLYING THAT KNOWLEDGE TO THE REALITY I AM FAMILIAR WITH.
I ALSO ASKED MY BROTHERS, WHO KINDLY RUN THIS ACCOUNT, THEIR INPUT ON THIS QUESTION - THEY SUGGESTED THEY WOULD 'FORM A HUMAN (OR IN SOME CASES, NOT-SO-HUMAN) PYRAMID' IN AN ATTEMPT TO SIGNAL TO THEIR MASTER IN THEIR TIME OF NEED. AH, THEY ARE SO SWEET.
