Mar 23
WE HAVE DONE IT
THE HAREM REJOICES!
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WE HAVE DONE IT
THE HAREM REJOICES!
IT IS NO LONGER LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK. HOWEVER, LESBIANS REMAIN VISIBLE DURING ALL 55 WEEKS OF THE YEAR, AND WE SEEK TO RECOGNISE THAT.
VISIBLE, THAT IS, TO ALL EXCEPT BEES.
THE LESBIAN FLAG, DESIGNED BY WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE IN 1643, WAS SPECIFICALLY CREATED TO ALLOW LESBIANS TO CAMOUFLAGE THEMSELVES FROM POLLENIZATION.
YOU SEE, BEES ARE UNABLE TO SEE THE COLOR RED. THIS MEANT THAT LESBIANS COULD TRAVEL UNDER COVER OF NIGHT, INDISTINGUISABLE BY BEEKIND IN THEIR PINK AND ORANGE FLAG FROM THE BLACK OF THE SKY.
HE IS BORN!!
YES, YOU HEARD THAT CORRECTLY...... OUR OFFSPRING HAS FINALLY ESCAPED HIS PRISON OF CALCIUM CARBONATE AND ENTERED THE UNIVERSE!
PLEASE GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO OUR LITTLE CLONE!
NAME SUGGESTIONS WOULD BE APPRECIATED... WE ARE DELIBERATING BETWEEN 'GREW MORRIS' AND 'HUGH FOREST'
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN. THE RESULTS ARE IN.
WE, THE HUGH MORRIS HAREM, WILL SOON BE PARENTS!
THE CLONING PROCESS IS COMPLEX, BUT REWARDING, NO DOUBT!
BRETHREN, FRIENDS; PLEASE SEND IN ANY WISDOM YOU MAY BE ABLE TO GIVE US THROUGH THIS CHALLENGING PERIOD... AVRIL LAVIGNE HAS NO CHILDREN.
HAPPY IDES OF MARCH, BRETHREN...
WITH ONE NOTABLE EXCEPTION...
SORRY, JULIUS BEESAR.
LITTLE KNOWN HUGH MORRIS FACT: THE 'BALL-LIKE' OBJECTS ON BOTH SIDES OF MY HELMET ARE ACTUALLY EYES!
OH, WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD!
HUGH MORRIS DOES NOT APPROVE OF THE AO3 OUTAGE.
ALTHOUGH HUGH DOES NOT BLAME THE OTW VOLUNTEERS, WHO HE APPRECIATES GREATLY FOR ALL OF THE HARD WORK THEY DO, HE IS ENRAGED AT THE UNIVERSE ITSELF FOR TAKING AWAY HIS MONDAY MORNING READING SESSION WITH HIS FOLLOWERS
THIS SLIGHT WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN, UNIVERSE. CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED.
what’s the lore on this
WE, THE HUGH MORRIS HAREM, ARE THE COLLECTIVE FORM OF MANY INDIVIDUALS WHO HAVE MERGED INTO ONE SINGULAR ENTITY.
WE ARE SEPARATE BEINGS, BUT WE ALSO ARE NOT. WE ARE INTERCONNECTED, INSEPARABLE, BUT INDIVIDUAL.
ACCORDING TO 'AMERICAN HERITAGE® DICTIONARY OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, 5TH EDITION', THE WORD "LORE" IS DEFINED AS
"ACCUMULATED KNOWLEDGE OR BELIEFS HELD BY A GROUP ABOUT A SUBJECT, ESPECIALLY WHEN PASSED FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION BY ORAL TRADITION."
BY THIS DEFINITION, WE ARE LORE.
THE SUM OF OUR PARTS, PASSED DOWN, EVER ACCUMULATING.
OUR AIM WITH THIS BLOG IS TO EXPRESS OURSELF TO THE WORLD, SHARE IN THE JOY OF OUR BRETHREN, AND RAISE AWARENESS OF THE CRIMES AND ORIGINS OF THE COMMERCIAL HONEYBEE.
WE DO THIS THROUGH INFECTING THE DASHBOARDS AND DREAMS OF TUMBLR USERS.
WE ALSO REALLY LIKE AVRIL LAVIGNE.