May 26, 2015
Message Sent To One Of Bel’s Moderately Obscure Inboxes
To: whichever d*ckweed it may concern
Re: your asinine f*ckgames
Look, whatever the h*ll you’re up to with Lord Aspera you need to cut it the f*ck out. It’s killing him. Like, you’re winning, you won, he looks like complete shi*t. This tabloid cr*p wasn’t any of my lookout till the sorry b*stard had a grand mal meltdown in my store. Other shoptrolls say he wasn’t doing so hot in front of them neither. Back the f*ck off and let him catch his g*ddamn breath, you toxic, hyperaggresive nutjob, or I’m gonna have to make this personal.
F*cking fight me,
—Kohoal Staiem