#asherisms

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On the back of the card: 

Zooooey!!!!!!!!

I’m like the clankiest goofiest robot and you’re the smoothest rockin’ badass future robot. Happy Valentine’s day! WUV YOU <3

-Asherasherasherasherasher

@zoeysinclair

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[Card Reads]

Merry Christmas Yoga Buddy! I hope that you enjoy your new yoga mat, and this time I got you even more space saving things, so, ya know? Use them? And I got you a compact turntable thingy. I’m not sure but the person at the store said that you’d love it! I hope they were right. Have a great break. 

-Nina

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[Card Reads] 

Merry Christmas, Ash Ketchum! I hope you like the necklace. I have one half and you have the other. Music is what brought us together and made us closer friends. I hope you also enjoy the turntable. It’s really cool. I couldn’t pass up getting it for you.

Love Always, 

Zo-Zo

[Asher becomes the noisiest neighbour in the world] <3

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[Written on the back of a receipt for a burger king:]

I have no paper left... ANYWAY my yoga friend, thanks for being a great yoga teacher and helping me destress eventhough I’m a lazy fuck and bring it all upon myself. Enjoy the soothing violins and bassoooons of soundtrack, good for focus and chilling. 

Keep it chill, sensei

- Asher, the headstand pro

@wickedninaryback

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Stardom || Prologue

???: asshhhh

???: ash bddy

???: ASH

Asher: yoooooooo! what up

???: ive got it dude

???: that thing i was tellin u abt

???: pack ur bags

Asher: no fuckin way

Asher: you're kididng right?

Asher: did they actually look?

Asher: what did they say?

???: loved it

Asher: !!!!!!!!!!!

???: time to go

???: we gotcha booked in get packing you're gonna be famous tomorrow dude