*sends u the fc thing anyway bc i'm a tru friend* brando circa on the waterfront
FC CASTING MEME THAT EXISTS SOMEWHERE ON THIS WEBSITE
ANDREW ‘ THE GAY PANIC CRUSH ’ EAGEN. he walks into milo’s life sophomore year of college. a pre law student from southie who takes unprecedented interest in his pre med room mate, unintentionally feeding the beast and a hungry attention deficiency. he’s the kind of gentleman that makes you constantly question if there’s an ulterior motive underneath all the compassionate concern and perpetual party invites. none the less, the majority hails him as unconditionally dreamy. even if it’s all an act, it sells like hell. a crowd appeal that has a tendency to turn mr. kain green.
this motorcycle riding, john hughes-esque dreamboat, cracks two years into their ‘ give and give and give and take ’ friendship. andy begins the big reveal with a tear jerker of a speech about trust, about how close they’ve gotten, about how much their relationship means. the kicker is it closes with him professing an out and out homophobia he feels he can finally speak to now that he’s in good company. ( ‘ a guy asked me to prom ! i think i might puke. ’ )andrew eagen walks out with a black eye, but milo kain is left in much worse shape.











