#ashes8338

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Well this is a devolopment 👀 how does this make you feel Alexander?

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I doodled ashartsathing

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Emily: we talk a big game but in real life we're like... No...

Me: right? Like, I keep making dirty jokes about how I'd do dirty things to Bill, but then I panic when I hold your hand

Emily: I know. So I know you won't expect anything of me. Right?

Me: DUH

Emily: flies away into the shadows

Emily:

Emily: I'm Bill now.

Me:

Me: okay then I might expect something

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Can I just like… randomly go out of my way to say how amazing ashes8338 is? Like, how many significant others would keep themselves up at 4:30am to read to me because I had a panic attack and couldn’t calm my heart down, and her voice helps?

Like… Fuck. She’s so good to me, and it’s been punched into my brain yet again that I would be completely lost without her.

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Me:

Me: don't Ya wish your girlfriend was hot like me-

Emily: you are my girlfriend

Me:

Me: SHHHH

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Emily: so the new episode is tonight

Me: mhm

Emily: are you excited? Or are you terrified?

Me: ... Yes.

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Me: dude I had a wicked dream yesterday

Emily: yeah? Tell me

Me: okay so remember that episode of South Park with Pewdiepie in it?

Emily: yeh

Me: well I had a dream that we saw that episode and then we wanted to be on South Park so we made a YouTube channel and like spammed the shit out of it and eventually became like super famous and then the South Park dudes were like "yo wanna be on an episode?" And we screamed and then you fell down and I started crying

Emily: wow. Dude compared to your dream mine was balls

Me: what was it?

Emily: .... It was Bioshock, but all the weapons were pens and there was only telekenesis

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Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send it to 10 of your favorite followers

I'm doing both of these because I don't wanna leave people out. So yeah. These are my all time favorites. 

1. Let's be honest, I'm cute. I have a cute face, a cute voice, and this really cute smile. 

2. My hips are fab.

3. I have a good singing voice which is great because I can sing to people and see their smiles and all that. Making people happy is the dream.

4. I can drive.

5. I have strong teeth.