#ashetree

[dawnthefox24]

I'M ACTUALLY SCREAMING!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN ASHE ASKED LIFEWEAVER TO HAVE A ROSE GARDEN IN THE DEADLOCK GANG AND LW SAID TEMPTING!!!! ASHEWEAVER MY BELOVED SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dawnthefox24]

Ashe: Hey Cole, wanna third wheel on my date with Niran tomorrow? Cole:* looks confused* I uh..Sure? Ashe:GREAT!! Ashe: *looks at Doomfist* Akande! Wanna third wheel on my date with Niran tomorrow? Doomfist: I- Ashe: *cuts him off quickly* Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date! Cole & Doomfist:... Lifeweaver: *is trying to fight back a laughter*Ashe…I said be subtle Ashe: We'll they agreed didn't they?!

[dawnthefox24]

Okay so because of the new skins mainly the lifeguard skins and Lifeweaver getting one I must say I have to make a prompt because almost everyone is thirsting for this man and I feel you. Also me and @wildissylupus were making a joke about it so enjoy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*Ashe is at the beach minding her business but lowers her shades when she spots Lifeweaver not even realising that Cassidy was next to her* LG Cole: You know you can ask for Niran's number Ashe... Ashe:*jumps a bit startled but glares at him* I ain't gonna do that! Also where did you come from!? Aren't you suppose to be working and saving lives!? LG Cole: *rolls his eyes* first of all I'm on break and secondly I just got here, besides please don't fake drown Ashe:...Excuse me? LG Cole: Yeah this time of year people been doing fake drowning because "CPR" by the hot Lifeguards Ashe:...Look I ain't gonna do a fake drowning... LG Cole: *Raises a brow at her* Ashe: I'm gonna do a semi-fake drowning! LG Cole: There it is Ashe: You ain't gonna ask me, what is a semi-fake drowning. LG Cole: *has his arms crossed*No because I know it'll give you brain damage but I think your brain as already been damage enough. Ashe: *glares at him* It's fool proof. LG Cole: Just ask him out like a normal person, what's the worst thing that can happen him rejecting you!? Ashe:... LG Cole:*pinches the bridge of his nose as he takes in a deep breath* Are you fucking serious Ashe: Listen I don't want to get rejected by someone as hot at him! LG Cole: Your such a baby Ashe:*rolls her eyes* Am not! Now shut up I need to think of a way to drown myself! LG Cole: Or here's a better option....DON'T DROWN YOURSELF!!! Ashe:*gets up and starts walking towards the water* I can forge my own path!! LG Cole:*watches her and sighs softly as he pulls out his radio* Hey Mako, if you see someone drowning save them she has white hair okay, thank you! LG Roadhog: *on the raido* Got it *Soon a few hours goes by not before Ashe storms in clearly pissed off at him * LG Cole:*is tending to a surfers injury because they "accidentally" went near the rocks* Okay it ain't too bad just be careful okay. Surfer:*nods happily and leaves but avoids Ashe's wrath* Ashe: YOU ASSHOLE! LG Cole: *doesn't look bothered*How can I help you? Ashe: That wasn't Niran!! LG Cole: Yeah that was Mako...He saved you from drowning Ashe: Where's Niran!? LG Cole: He went home!! It was his last shift for the day!! Ashe: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!? LG Cole: *takes a deep breath* While you were gawking at him you didn't see him grab his duffel bag and heading away from the beach!? Ashe:....SHIT!! LG Cole: *pinches the bridge of his nose clearly done* Next time don't be a coward, speak to him for fuck sake's

[dawnthefox24]

Ashe: Can I go to the pool? LG Lifeweaver: Sure, we’ll go as soon as I’m free from my job okay. Ashe: No, can I go by myself? LG Lifeweaver: You don’t want to go with me? Since I know you'll just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests. Ashe: It’s the only way to establish dominance! LG Lifeweaver: *pinches the bridge of his nose* Just wait for me okay Ashe:...Fine but if someone challenges to a cannonball contests, don't say I didn't warn ya!

[dawnthefox24]

Ashe: This date is boring! Lifeweaver: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Ashe: Then why did you invite me? Lifeweaver: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Lifeweaver I'll do whatever I want!"

[dawnthefox24]

*Lifeweaver is talking to Cole* Lifeweaver: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash. Ashe: Oh. We're going out? Lifeweaver: Wh… Ashe: You said you were going to take me out Lifeweaver: Oh honey...I said I was taking out the trash Ashe: Oh.... Lifeweaver: How did you mistake you're name for tr- Ashe: *Is clearly flustered*THEY SOUND THE SAME!!!! Cole:*looks away wheezing a bit with laughter*

[dawnthefox24]

Ashe: Hey, Niran. What kind of flowers do you prefer? Lifeweaver: *thinks for a moment but smiles*I like sunflowers. Ashe:*pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps* Well, shit- Lifeweaver:...Ashe why do you have a bouquet of Venus Flytraps? Ashe: Well I uh...Um I didn't know why kind of flowers to get you so- Lifeweaver:*takes the bouquet* So you got me Venus Flytraps? Ashe:....Y-Yes? Lifeweaver:*laughs a bit and smiles* You never cease to amaze me, their beautiful. Ashe: Wait...What!? Lifeweaver: I'll take care of them either way, besides you should have asked ahead of time but either way I'm a sucker for nature. So thank you and- Are you okay? Ashe:*looks very stressed out but relief too*Y-Yeah I'm fine shit...Just was a bit worried is all.

[dawnthefox24]

Ashe: So Niran are you a dom or sub? Lifeweaver: *shurgs* I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though. Ashe:... Lifeweaver: Why do you ask? Ashe:...Nothing don't worry about just a simple question I'm asking... Lifeweaver: Is it because you didn't know what you want me to have? Well it doesn't matter to me honestly but I prefer Domino's Ashe:...Alright then.... *A few hours later* Frankie: *sighs softly * Has anyone seen Ash- B.O.B:*points to Ashe just lying face down in the dirt just hating her life right now* Frankie:...Let me guess the question didn't go well? B.O.B:*nods* Frankie:*snorts a laughter*Called it