#ashirthetyrant

[eerie-discordant-archives]

Ps here's some lore dump for you. I actually know @killingseraphim irl. We went on exactly one date almost a decade ago after which he refused to kiss me >:o been friends ever since.

This feels like a confession, fuck it, here’s a shot. I want more info, this is sooooo not a lore dump this is a lore crumb.

What fvck ? The lore isn’t supposed to leave me with more questions than answers. You’re doing it wrong.

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[eerie-discordant-archives]

Okay I need a 20.

Bulge plus rum of the evening

You and everyone else, apparently. Not me zooming in to see the cord management.

Music Night

[eerie-discordant-archives]

Hand pic from the drafts for drunk Eerie to make up for the constant blue balling her nonnies do about pics

Funny how you specified that this was for drunk eerie.

Heyyyyy baby, I was wondering when your violent ass was gonna show up here. I see you in my notifs all the time, just waiting for you to pop by the commune.

And here you are! With a gun, no less.

Unnnnsnnsnsnsn I like it, I like the energy you’ve brought today. It’s beautiful, wonderful, lemme suck it whattttt? Huh, I wonder if this is why you specified drunk eerie.

The ring is a nice touch. Cute ♡ Nice hands too. V nice hands. You should paint your nails dark

They do constantly blue ball me, it’s wild. Like…don’t humble brag actually brag. Show, don’t tell. You get it, baby, and I like you for it ‹𝟹

Wanna hang out and play with each others uh… guns?

[eerie-discordant-archives]

I should get a bunch of money and hire you to be my pope. I mean fuck it, the other gods get a ponfiex. I should have one. As a treat.

I’ll sing your praises if you give me a bunch of money and a reason to praise you. I won’t preach for a God I don’t believe in.

[eerie-discordant-archives]

Ace Frehley cosplays Ursula from the little mermaid for his drag show lookin ass (complentary)

When I finally get to fuck and kill you, I’m mounting your antlers above my headboard.

stupid fuckin’ evil shadow deer man (,,♡ᵕ♡,,)

[wolfpupbunny]

they killed god