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Hell hath no fury like an Ashley scorned | The Ashleys

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Roo had left the country.

That’s right. Romeo DeRosa, the spineless little worm that she had been trying to work with for the sake of Asher...decided to leave as if this kid wasn’t the most important person in the world. It made her sick. It made her so furious she wanted to scream. She wanted to fly to Mexico where Roo had gone to help his family or whatever and throttle him.

Wasn’t Asher his family? How in the world could he prioritize some assholes over there when Asher needed...well...everything? This called for an emergency meeting with her girls. No one else could possibly help her handle the rage that had built up with Roo announcing his departure.

Ashley had called a sitter, having Asher somewhere safe (and where he wouldn’t be disturbed by her fury and screaming) before she dragged out her pin board that she hadn’t been able to use for a good cause in months. She dragged out pictures she had of Roo and attached them to the board. She was sure to make a mess of them soon enough, but for now she awaited her girls.

She set down markers and decorating items, a map of Mexico and anything else that might be needed to plot revenge. Because oh yes, the asshole who left his newborn son for some unknown family in Mexico was going to pay.

A knock on the door shook her out of her angry little fantasy of just how she’d do it, Ashley opening the door to her apartment wide to her girls. “Girls! It’s been far too long! Come in. I’m about ready to lose it again and the door should probably be closed for that.”

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Let’s see just where it goes | Gossip Pals

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It was prom season and Wilbur was ready for it. He was ready to make a scene and ask someone he liked to prom. It hadn’t been that much of a debate for him really. Wilbur and Ashle got along pretty damn well. They were both petty and liked to talk shit about the annoying people at secondary. Ashle B was the perfect person to take to prom with him.

So all that was left to do was doing a good promposal.

It had taken him a little time to prepare it, but with a little bribing and all he got the sound system people to commandeer the speakers in the cafeteria for him. He had a basket full of rose petals that he intended to empty out, and he had the talent to show off. He wasn’t cast as Fiyero for nothing.

As he stepped into the cafeteria he glanced around for Ashle B, spotting her with the rest of the social queens of secondary. He then nodded to the guy who was in charge of the speakers, telling him to cue the music. He had his basket of petals in one hand, a paper with ASHLE B: PROM? in the other, and a cocky grin on his face.

“My body's callin', callin' Can you pick up? Can you pick up? One on one Your body's talkin', talkin' Say what you want. Say what you want. Girl, who are you waiting for? You know that you wanna go Yeah”

Wilbur made sure that as he moved (and drew the attention of his classmates) that his focus was on Ashle B. alone, that she would know that he was asking her even while he was spinning around (with a couple of the guys from his team that he’d managed to con into dancing with him).

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POWER COUPLE

power couple is So Heterosexual.

i put them high on relationship experience bc they’ve been married almost 30 years, but they’ve been dating since they were 18, so their experience comes like...mainly from each other lmao

ALSO i don’t think we talked about who confessed first ?? i feel like it would’ve been bob accidentally but helen wouldn’t have been far behind cuz she doesn’t hesitate to speak her mind.

#memes #power couple tried to come for #helle's height difference crown #but helle was too powerful #ashle-intheknow

Robinsons 👀

*disgusted Wilbur noises*

I put his awkwardness level so low bc I image he was heckin’ awkward at first but after 21 years together almost and going on 18 of marriage, he’s prob only awkward now when Franny says something about how hot he is in front of other people. But when he’s awkward, he’s capital “A” Awkward.

I put him closer to confesses first because he’s the one who proposed, and I thiiiiink we said he dropped the L-word first but I’m not sure. He also was the one to first suggest they start living together when Franny was still in college, so she wouldn’t have to pay the exorbitantly high rent of her part of an apartment in NYC. Franny’s the one that first was like “I want to be in a relationship” and she first mentioned the possibility of marrying him in her last year of college, so they were about even as far as their willingness to take things to the next step.

I love how she’s the big spoon because she’s 7 inches shorter than him so like. She’s like a lil backpack

I put Franny right in the middle of actions and words because like, her go to love languages are acts of service, physical touch, and quality time. But she’s always using words of affirmation to boost her shy, awkward husband’s confidence. And! It is a well-known fact, you can find it in several interviews, that every love song Franny Robinson writes is for/about her husband. And that’s super wordy obv. Cornelius is slightly below her as far as showing affection through words just because he doesn’t write songs upon songs lmao, but they’re both very physically and verbally affectionate. Franny’s always the one to initiate anything #nsfw, but if she’s near him he is touching her somehow. Playing with her hair, resting his head on her shoulder, holding her hand, kinda idly drumming his fingers on her wrist, pulling her into his lap to just quietly sit with him in his study when she tiptoes in to remind him to drink water.

Franny hates when other people drive so usually she will be the one driving. She gets real antsy if anybody else drives.

Franny’s overprotective of her soft, forgiving, trusting, optimistic husband. Cornelius is a paranoid man, but not of something like, his wife being unfaithful. He’s more paranoid of his family getting hurt/something happening to them.

Nobody’s v jealous, they’re both very secure in their marriage. Franny’s a little too secure lmao. She’s basically just always Will Smith gesturing at Cornelius like “look at my GORGEOUS husband! He is a GIFT to the eyeballs! Gaze upon him!” and he’s just like “honey pls”

#r: love of my life #meme me up scotty #meet the robinsons #y'all aren't ready for the level of cuteness that's boutta be on this dash lmao #ashle-intheknow

Get in Ashle we’re going shopping | Queen of Gossip

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It had been a sort of strange experience since Ashley had become pregnant. She was homeless technically, though Ashleigh Q. had so sweetly let her into her place and she’d been staying there for a while. It was strange not coming home to her bratty sister hogging the tv, or her stupid brother making a mess in the kitchen trying to make a simple sandwich. Strange but the new normal.

It was strange going to school, it was all just...strange. But Ashley was going to ignore most of that strangeness by doing what she loved most: shopping. And shopping with one of her girls. Which was sorely needed. Her pants had stopped fitting (she couldn’t even button them anymore), and Ashley didn’t want to constantly wear dresses or leggings. After all, her ass looked great in jeans.

In any case, she put on a looser off the shoulder dress (something she could take off easy if she needed to try things on) and took her car over to Ashle B’s. “Get in loser we’re going shopping,” Ashley called out as she caught sight of her girl. She blew a kiss just to show that she was teasing.

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mei and the ashleys as friends

ASHLEE T. x MEI

COULD:

They’re both soft flowers. I think Mei would be good at helping Ashlee T. open up, which she desperately needs. Also, dancers!!

COULDN’T:

I think at the end of the day, they both have too much baggage for the other to deal with lol

ASHLEIGH Q. x MEI

COULD:

Uh, I could say something dirty but I won’t.

Instead I will say: I think Mei’s vicious side would jump out and I consider that a positive.

COULDN’T:

Ashleigh Q. is the closest to heartless of them all. And Mei is all heart.

ASHLEY A. x MEI

COULD:

I think they actually have kind of similar values deep down. They like attention and want people to like them. Are also kind of leaders. (Mei hasn’t really stepped much into this role yet but it’s True.)

COULDN’T:

Ashley A. is too shallow and vindictive at the end of the day. Mei likes people who are #real. (Hilarious considering both her BFs basically lied about who they were to her.)

ASHLE B. x MEI

COULD:

I haven’t interacted TOO much with Ashle B., but I feel like she’d inspire more confidence and ambition in Mei. And Mei would soften Ashle B., just a lil bit. (But I’m a sucker for “asshole who is sof for 1 (one) person.)

COULDN’T:

Mei would be horrified if she ever learned about the Rumor Mill.

#headcanons #this was fun #lmao #ashle-intheknow