#asitiswritten

[picorihero]

*I'm on the wrong account, but guess what it's time for? All four of the Sheikah siblings to pull Mini to a snuggle pile because /sibling snuggles are good shit ;^;/*

LOVE IS STORED IN THIS FAMILY.

Only Link’s gonna cry because he doesn’t have enough arms to hug everyone back. He’s outnumbered. VERY HAPPILY OUTNUMBERED.

[cartoonlonk]

@asitiswritten said:

// He’s adorable omg

       HE SAID A BAD WORD! HE FEELS DIRTY!

[bloodthirstymoonstone]

She'd never met this guy before in her life, but what she had heard of him around Askr made her more than happy to give her (only SLIGHTLY) stolen gold to a good cause. It sucked that it meant HE got the gold, but hey at least she got to (hopefully) lob a pie at his face so that was pretty great. Cue Zenzi carelessly thrusting a bag of gold in front of herself, one hand placed firmly on her cocked hip in a confident manner, before demanding "Shut up and take my money!" //good luck Zenzi bby!

(Get Pied, Son!)

“Oh, I’ll take whatever you want me to take, baby...” Valter purred, letting his eyes wander over the dark skinned warrior woman. What a fit body, YOWZAH. He was certain she packed quite a--

Result: 18!

Before he could finish that thought, the pie whipped at his face at a lightning speed, striking the entire left side of his face as he stood there, gaping in disbelief. 

“... Fine. I hope this was satisfying,” he grumbled softly, wiping the bits of cream and pie crust away. “... Come again tomorrow and see if your aim is still as good. I doubt it.”

[herousanimarum-moved]

@asitiswritten

It wasn’t very hard to figure out who Reyson got along with, and who he really, really didn’t. 

The Hawk king was an obvious friend, Alm seemed to be another -- and that blue haired brat with the big sword, too. That fat man who seemed to drape himself in fancy rugs was easily sussed out as an enemy, even if Linus wasn’t aware of his standing in Begnion, and what that meant in regards to Reyson. He didn’t seem all that friendly with the Raven either, though details were spotty on that story.

But, the little shrew that followed the mercenary around like a shadow...He seemed to take great delight in getting under Reyson’s skin like a barbed hook. Linus had seen them get into actual fights on more than one occasion, and the Mad Dog thought it about time someone really taught the little skulker a lesson.

“Hey, small fry.”

“You sure got a lotta nerve, messin’ with the boss like you do. D’you get your jollies off to it? Wonder if you’d still have a smart mouth after I punched some’a your teeth in...,” Linus smirked, finding a moment where Soren was on his own to corner him.

[allisallies-arch-blog]

// I'm going to take a minute of your time to have you imagine something- someone throwing glitter at Ryoma, probably from up high as he walks beneath bc /tall/, and it getting stuck in his massive amount of hair :0

//that’s probably the first time someone heard him sWEAR LIKE A SAILORalso at least 5 people were needed to help him wash it off and it probably still stayed for a bit after that, shiro had the time of his life because of that.

[radioreign]

asitiswritten replied to your post “al vc:  if u aren’t willing to take a nibble on a person w me, are we...”

Millie vc Darlin' I have a feelin' that you'n I have a different ideas on what 'nibbling' is. I'm not too sure you'd be terribly interested in /my/ type of nibblin'.

“I suppose not!  Hahaha!  Both incite screaming, so I suppose they aren’t that different!”

debasxrr said molly vc : but pringles are better you insufferable boomer >:(

“I’m not even a boomer!  But regardless, you’re entitled to your wrong opinion, thank you!  Next!”

[emblazcned]

@asitiswritten + Rayumi || starter call || accepting!

“Heh—yeah, I... thought the hood was a good idea, but it kinda just brings more attention to me, doesn’t it? Or makes me more... SUSPICIOUS. I’ll keep that in mind—work on a better disguise for next time.” Not that a tavern didn’t already lure in individuals spanning across the whole SPECTRUM of “shady” but—funnily enough, Zuko probably would have garnered less looks if not for the cowl shading much of his face (or not so much, now that he had tilted his head back to meet the girl’s eye after hailing her attention).

“I am SORRY, though—for startling you,” he repented, all while offering a small smile. “I’m looking for someone. And figured a place like this probably sees a lot of things not everyone else does.”

[picorihero]

Ganondorf! Triforce; Zelda, what else to translate hmm- minish! Oh gosh- do the minish have their own language? Can he speak any of it, if they do? :0

Here we go, first try! — “Gan’fff…” second try! “Gey-drif…” … third? “GANada.” Close enough.

Triforce: “Tree horse!” –The great mythical creature.

“Zelda!” He’s had a lot of practice with that one.

And yes he can speak Picori!! They talk like Pokémon, but: “Coriri pi’ cocoripi Rico!” [Hello, I’m Link!]