#ask!josh

[mechs-n-mazte]

Do you have dating advice?

Um... It's been a while since I've been actively looking but um... Okay this is hard... um... I'm not actually very successful when I initiate like anything. Look I used to get dates by sitting at the bar and kinda just having it fall in my lap, if that makes sense? I'm used to people approaching me since I usually cock it up if it's the other way around. Got myself a wondrous case of foot-in-mouth disease.

Like um... I'm not actually very good at the whole "actively dating" thing, I'm kinda passive about shit until we start fucking. Like legit, I have been in the position where I didn't realise that was on the table until she got her tits out... whilst we were at the table. I'm shockingly bad at reading the room so... How good's your face game? Coz I've gotten better results with showing my face, but there's something to be said about the "Mysterious Masked Stranger" act. I've gotten mileage out of that one. There are some people who just want to fuck an idea, and I'm like okay with that... I think... Ah, I'm not the best at this stuff...

[changelingsandothernonsense]

Feel free to ask @mechs-n-matze things. It's fun for me and helps me organise thoughts related to art and fics.

Also distracts from my body being on fire again.

[mechs-n-mazte]

Hi there Mr Sero guy!

Quick question, since you’re like the smart farmer guy or whatever, do you happen to possess or have any information regarding an upguar?? Being that you’re at the college I figured you’d be most informed or have knowledge about this :3

Thanks!!! 💖

@kayla-dovahkiin

Oh, that's pretty simple, dumu. One must simply calculate the maximum air-speed velocity of an unladen cliff racer. Anything else?

[mechs-n-mazte]

"I got the dragon, now go be the Arch-Mage you were always meant to be!"

Freya; One of Many @constantlydistractedwriter

But I'm nominating Mirabelle for the job. I'd be happy with larger personal quarters and office though.

As it stands I'm collecting the apprentices outside. I can taste the magicka coming off that thing. Ancano's got a ward round him that I don't have the magicka to counter right now... because I drank myself fucking stupid.

Can feel magicka vibrate my teeth...

[mechs-n-mazte]

"HEY! YOU!" >/

Yeah? Whose that? What-

Fucking head again....

[mechs-n-mazte]

UwU OwO

What is an UwU OwO?

[mechs-n-mazte]

“Okay so the cargo has been secured yes?”

👀

@kayla-dovahkiin

Yep, scouts (my nephew and a few of his mates) told me that the courier carked it just outside the door, but they opened the crates for me. Balih might have some words to me about all this but the plan is in motion.

There's some words shaved onto some of the rats, thought it would be funny to just write random shit.

We can take him up there at our leisure.

[mechs-n-mazte]

“Greetings there, are you….are you still recovering from your substance?”

@miraak-the-dovahkiin

The wall still appears to be oddly coloured and you still have muted rainbow tentacles.

... I think there's moon sugar in it....