#ask!red

[asktheangrybirdsflock]

I know it's been a while but, have all the parallel universe portals been closed?

Ask!Red: “…What was that about ‘closed’ portals…?”

[reginald-krovs]

Do you think someone has feelings for you?

“Perhaps. This is obviously something I cannot know for sure. If they do then they are more than welcome to come forward and admit it. I will more than likely not reject them.” 

[asktheangrybirdsflock]

[Pretty Much a Filler of the last Moment... but still Necessary, Anyways.]

**NOT TOO LONG AFTER THE CASTLE COLLAPSING**

Ask!Red: “Well, here it is. Our way out of this swine-filled city.”

Ask!Ruby: “Looks like it’s lodged stuck.”

Ask!Red: “Nah, it’s most likely guarded from the other side.”

Ask!Red: “...Don’t think it’ll be hard to knock down, though.”

Ask!Ruby: “How come?”

Ask!Red: “Wanna know a secret on how to deal with tough wood?”

Ask!Ruby: “H-huh??”

Guard Pigs: “Zzzzzzzzz...”

Ask!Red: “If you can’t break it, you can still push through it to make it fall.”

Ask!Red: “Oh, and when trying to knock down wood or ice, avoid trying to crash on beak-first, or else you’ll get your beak stuck. Try to use your forehead or either of your sides.”

Ask!Ruby: “O-oh.... R-right, I’ll... t-take note....”

[asktheangrybirdsflock]

For such a shorty, your Red is really a short tempered one.

Red: “STOP CALLING ME SHORT WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT?!?”

Human!Red: “At least I finally met an alternate me who’s barely shorter than I am! No more being the shortest of-”

Human!Red: “E-EHHHHHH?!?!? H-H-H-HOW DID YOU GET TALLER THAN ME?!?!?”

Human!Red: “I-I-it’s not fair…. Why do I have to be so short…?”

Red: “……………..”

[Feat. @coolstar1o1‘s Human Red! :> ]