#ask!unique

[uniquesrp]

[text] The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.

[text]: That sounds... heavy.

[text]: I don’t even want to know what on earth made you think that was a good idea.

[text]: But here’s a question I want to make: Did you do it clean or there’s sauce all over your face and you look like Hannibal Lecter now?

[uniquesrp]

[text] Didn’t get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.

[text] Well, if you think about it, whole pie might be better than sex.[text] Depends on the pie[text] … and on the sex.

[uniquesrp]

Marlique for the ship meme! ♥

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you…

who is more likely to hurt the other? They don’t do that on purpose, but Unique is more likely to get hurt by something Marley unintentionally does or say. who is emotionally stronger? It might appear that it’s Unique, but no, it’s Marley.who is physically stronger? Unique, there’s no doubt on this one.who is more likely to break a bone? Ha, Unique. Those heels.who knows best what to say to upset the other? They know each other very well, so both of them know things that would upset the other. who is most likely to apologise first after an argument? Marley. No matter if she was right or wrong, she just wants the fight to end.who treats who’s wounds more often? Marley is more likely to get small cuts and scratches, so Unique is the one treating them. who is in constant need of comfort? They both like cuddles and pampering, but Marley is the one that demands them more. And who can resist those eyes?who gets more jealous? Unique. Everyday, all the time. who’s most likely to walk out on the other? Marley, and Unique will follow her and say a few more things she has to say. If this means walking out forever, none of them would do that. They are too important to each other.who will propose? Marley. Marley will always take the first step on everything.who has the most difficult parents? Their parents are all amazing. Unique's if I have to say one.who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? They don't know. They always held hands all the time.who comes up for the other all the time? Unique comes up a lot in Marley’s conversations when they are not together (and I don’t know if I understand this question xD)who hogs the blankets? Unique, she likes sleeping too much.who gets more sad? Unique gets more sad, Marley gets sad more often.who is better at cheering the other up? Marley is better at cheering up Unique. Cheering up Marley is really easy, so Unique is good at it too, but it doesn’t have the same merit.who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes? None of them do that. They act as fools and get flirty when they make silly jokes.who is more streetwise? Unique want’s to think it’s her, but no, it’s Marley.who is more wise? Unique. who’s the shyest? Also Unique. It might seem otherwise, but when things gets real, she’s the shyest.who boasts about the other more? They are both very proud of each other, but Unique is the one that shows off more.who sits on who’s lap? Marley on Unique’s but that doesn’t happen often.

[uniquesrp]

[ drunk text ] don’t you rsee holw much better i am hfor you ?

[ text ]: YOU

[ text ]: ARE

[ text ]: MARLEY’S

[ text ]: BOYFRIEND

[ text ]: End the pity party, go home, go to bed, and take her somewhere nice tomorrow.

[ text ]: She doesn’t deserve any of this.

[ text ]: None of you do.

[uniquesrp]

[MSG:] I am going places. Maybe not college, but places…

[MSG:] Finn, listen.

[MSG:] No, seriously, listen.

[MSG:] Can you hear that silence?

[MSG:] That’s the sound of the apartment you are going to live alone in if you don’t enroll next semester.

[uniquesrp]

[MSG:] And that’s how I lost my virginity to someone with his own Wikipedia page.

[MSG:] I’m pretty sure that it doesn’t count if the virginity was lost to someone you know since high school, and three years before said Wikipedia page was even created.

[MSG:] But whatever. ;)

[uniquesrp]

[MSG:] I’M WEARING A FLAG.

[MSG:] As your good friend, I celebrate that you are having such a good time EVEN BEFORE THE PARADE.

[MSG:] As your fashion advisor, I strongly disagree with that choice.