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[ask-delta-four-oh]

Name something stupid done in the barracks this week

Sev caught a cockroach with one of the spare flimsi cups we have. The crime scene was my work station where I usually recalibrate our helmets and I didn't know why I expected Oh-Seven would make the pest removal quick because I should've seen Scorch placing two more cups and starting to shuffle coming.

@ask-twelve-oh-seven, sabacc is allowed on top of my sacred worktable but for the love of Manda not THAT

[ask-delta-four-oh]

HAHAHA! You say no to SCORCH, but your OTHER favorite chatty vod'ika Fi from the other squad is here to SPAM THE COMMS!! 😈 There is no escape.

*sighs*

Su cuy'gar, Fi. Don't see you around much but that's fine because at least you're more bearable than that di'kutla chatterbox—and he's constantly around.

Favorite? Doubt it, but you are ner vod'ika. Oya!

[ask-delta-four-oh]

Welcome to Tumblr, Fixer! How many protocols did you and Sev break to finally get your permit to have some kind of online presence?

The answer is 62 which seems funny because it makes Scorch the instigator and guilty party. He's not, but it's still funny.

It was Boss.

[ask-delta-four-oh]

Where did you put my datapad after you updated it?

SEV (@ask-twelve-oh-seven)

In the blasted wheelie bin next to Cody's quarters.

It's on your bunk, you unaware chakaar. Next time look with your eyes.

[ask-delta-four-oh]

who do you think is the most mature/parental member of delta squad?

I was caught by "parental" because I was about to say Scorch since he wears his heart on his sleeve and is, undoubtedly, the most compassionate out of us four.

But seeing "mature" yeah no. It's Boss. He looks after us, keeping tabs on us. Three-Eight is a natural leader. It'd be difficult without him around (most times I can't stand those two di'kute—I need my peace and quiet).

[ask-delta-four-oh]

@son-of-fett

The tiny one is on Tumblr

Fett. Good to see you here. Anything I could help you with?