(( @avian-malpractice ))
"I brought you a watter bottle decorated with an obnoxious amount of eagle and American flag stickers to trick you into hydrating"
[He sets it down and sits off to the side with an open journal and a pen]
Soldier sits up sleepily, blinking once and glaring at the doctor.
..If I find out you hid un-american water in this american waterbottle, I'm stuffing my fist down your throat, 'fritz'.
Soldier's throat is quite dry, so he's thankful for the hydration. He chugs down the entire bottle in hearty gulps, pausing to shovel handfuls of the lukewarm apple pie he was given earlier into his mouth.
You aren't gonna try and "therapatize" me either, are you? Cause' I got two hands right here named 'kick' and 'ass' and I don't think you want to meet either.
