#ask a cap

[satiricalcapricorn]

I just want to take a nature walk/hike, find a quiet place, and smoke a blunt or 2.

**not my pic, credit goes to whoever the original owner is

[satiricalcapricorn]

Never betray us. Never spoil our trust. Never go behind our back. A Capricorns rage is like no other. You will feel it. It will vibrate into the space around them and it will leave shockwaves days after. Out all the zodiacs, the capricorn is the worst when angry. It takes us a long time to get to the point of rage because of how collected we are and how much we can take but once you get us to rage, there is no holding back. You will feel it. Trust in our rage. Those of us caps who are witches, practice ancient forms of voodoo, or have a clairvoyant streak in us will send out cosmic waves of negative energy that will go rippling. We are your worst nightmare. Do not hurt us.

[satiricalcapricorn]

capricorn thought # 11

So I’m pretty single right now. Have been for a while. Only have really been in a relationship with 1 person yet I don’t consider myself inexperienced when it comes to dating. I feel extremely knowledgeable on the subject. I know what I want. I set my standards high. It’s not unreasonable to want someone who will be good for you. Never settle.

[satiricalcapricorn]

capricorn thought #10

Everyone always tells me that I take things way too seriously. Maybe everyone around me just doesn’t take things as serious as they need to. 🤷‍♀️

[satiricalcapricorn]

capricorn thought #9

sometimes I push people out because I don’t have time for them anymore. i don’t want to ruin it by neglecting that relationship/friendship so I end it by just going radio silent. i know it sounds bad but it’s not as bad as letting something die off slowly and painfully. this way I just rip the bandaid. it’s efficient.

[satiricalcapricorn]

What goes through your mind when someone says your thoughts are beautiful?

Capricorn’s may come off as extremely secure and sure about themselves and what they have to offer but in reality we’re very self conscious and always questioning on what the next move will be. We don’t like to make mistakes.

That being said, my first reaction is something along the lines of “Oh.....okay thanks” but in an embarrassed/cute way. We don’t know how to react to compliments because we assume and prepare for the worst.

Whenever someone compliments me I always have to physicalize it. Whether it’s making my voice higher pitched or making a duck lip face while I speak, I just don’t take compliments well unless I really know the person. If I know the person my answer will be a cocksure “I know” with playfully attitude.

Just depends on the relationship/boundaries. But we do appreciate compliments...we just don’t know how to particularly deal with them.

[satiricalcapricorn]

capricorn thought #8

I have so much work that my work has work. So many things I’ve yet to get to that really need to get done. Just can’t find time cuz I’m always doing something though

[satiricalcapricorn]

Yoooooo someone send me anons!! I wanna answer questions and shit and give y’all advice from a cap’s perspective!