#ask a wizard

[gavamont]

its pride month gavamont, you know what that means....

Yeah, it means we’re going to the gay wizard club!

What potion you gettin’ at the club? Ability based on the Gilbert 8 stripe flag

Pink (sex)

Red (life)

Orange (healing)

Yellow (sunlight)

Green (nature)

Turquoise (magic/art)

Indigo (serenity)

Violet (spirit)

Voting ended onJun 10

[wizardsmagic]

Can we please get hi-res full arts of each of the elder dinosaurs? Especially Nezahal!

They run, they swim, they fly, they chomp, they stomp, they poke, they summon lighting…

There is no escaping the magnificent Elder Dinos.

Art: Nezahal, Primal Tideby Sam Burley

Art: Ghalta, Primal Hungerby Chase Stone

Art: Zetalpa, Primal Dawnby Chris Rallis

Art: Tetzimoc, Primal Deathby Zack Stella

Art: Etali, Primal Stormby Raymond Swanland

 Art: Zacama, Primal Calamityby Jaime Jones

[gavamont]

Yo, can I bum some potion offa you? My coworker is working herself to the bone so I want to turn her into a kitty cat to force her to take her vacation days.

Yeah, I’ve got a basket by the front door, just grab one. Although they’re very poorly labeled, so it could be any kind of cat. Tabby, calico, tiger, sphinx cat, regular sphinx, Siamese, lion, probably even a serval potion if you reach for the bottom of the basket.

[gavamont]

What if you were blue instead of green would that be fucked up or what

That would be so fucked up. Would I be Blavamont the Blue? Would my rival be Otazom the Orange? What would become of my homunculus?

I’m scared and I need a green tea.

[gavamont]

Greetings green wizard, please write a poem about my greatness and rainbow breath! I will give you this golden chalice that the villain from Indiana Jones died from in the Last Crusade (pushes chalice over). It might be real but idk

A garden dragon said to a knight

“Oh knight, what are your thoughts?”

But the knight was silent as an owl’s flight

For his life was already lost

So the dragon waited patiently but the dragon got no response

But after the silence

The dragon chose violence

And burned the knight with color hue just to flaunt

[gavamont]

Any tips for apprentice wizards?

Keep up your grades

Get a full 8 hours of sleep every chance you can

Lie to your wizard teacher as much as you can

Show a little leg, baby, it’s life and we’re living it

[gavamont]

Hope your potions and orb pondering is going well!!

My orb is going well. And my spell book and my favorite wand are going well. It’s all going well.

I need to stop bringing my favorite objects around while I’m getting water from the well. Pretty sure there’s a newt down there that is becoming a mage.

[gavamont]

*bear lumbers in* Am a wizard too. Not druid, druid have stinky sandals.

Mmmmuh staff n everything. *beholds the implement*

*it clearly was once a potent, arcane staff, but someone has haphazardly attached two axe blades on either side of it at some point. It also stinks of salmon and raspberries.*

*polishes the beer mug as I size you up*

Ya know, I’ve seen wizards of all shapes and sizes, and they e all got one thing in common: they all have a magic object they love. It’s a staff or a wand or an orb or even an amulet. And ya know what? That’s admirable. You pour love into an object, it can treat you well and do what you need.

*pours you a wizard ale*

Your staff may look like an axe, but you love it. And I can tell it does some great spells.

Now you enjoy yourself and remember to shit in the woods.