#ask ariel

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Ask Ariel:

Question: How much force is required to knock out a Full Moon Rampaging Werewolf?

Secondary Question: Should I be worried about whatever was capable of hitting the Werewolf with that level of force?

Ariel: "About as much as a regular creature of that size. Which is to say a decent amount, but I'd be less concerned about the strength and the ability to land a solid hit."

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Ask Ariel:

Enclosed with this message is an invoice for all the damages of Guy's latest "excursion". As his appointed handler, you are on the hook for all repairs, replacements, and therapy sessions listed on said invoice.

Good day.

-Ministry of Magical Affairs, Paris Branch

Ariel: "Hey hey hey. 'Handler' is a complicated term. He is a grown ass Demon and can pay for his own fines!"

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Ask Ariel: Would stepping on a werewolf tooth and having it break skin be enough for the curse to take root? It was fresh, still coated in saliva, if that matters.

...Also do werewolves normally lose teeth during a Full Moon Rampage, or should I be concerned about something living here being strong enough to knock teeth out of a werewolf's mouth?

Ariel: "I'm not quite sure, to be honest. Can't say its ever been tried, or at least not documented. Assuming you don't want to risk dedicating yourself to science and becoming a Werewolf yourself, I'd suggest seeking treatment as a precaution."

Ariel: "As for the teeth... They don't normally lose teeth so it had to be caused by something. Though I wouldn't worry too much. It certainly takes a lot of force to hit something, be it Human or Werewolf, so hard that it knocks a tooth out. But the range of beings with enough strength to do it are plenty. Sure it could be an eldritch horror, but it also could've been a Human with a solid kick in the right angle."

Ariel: "And that's only for a healthy tooth! The chances of a Werewolf with the silent menace of gingivitis is entirely on the table!"

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Instructions unclear, the Wolf is now a capitalist.

Ariel: "Oh. So that's what The Wolf of Wall Street was about."

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Ask ariel: so I bit a zombie out of panic and he's a guy again skin and all nothing wrong

And um what should I do

Ariel: ".... I once again offer my testing lab because whatever's wrong with you is at least helpful!"

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Ask Ariel: How do I get a werewolf to un-bite me? *Picture of a werewolf bit down on an arm* It won't let go.

Ariel: "Carefully! Try bribes! Meat bribes not money bribes currency means nothing to the Wolf. And seek medical treatment!!!"

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Ask Ariel: Are Full Moon Werewolves poisonous? I know they're venomous, but do I need to worry about becoming one because I took a bite out of one?

Ariel: "So far it seems fine, though very few people have been able to bite a Werewolf and not get bit themselves. So I would still suggest seeking treatment before the next Full Moon just in case."

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Ask Ariel: Is there any worry of lycanthropic infection from a non-transformed werewolf bite? Didn't realize they'd be quite so bitey in bed.

Ariel: "Don't worry. Werewolves are only venomous in their Full Moon form. Being bit in any other form won't turn you."

Ariel: "That said, please be cautious as you can still deal with the other problems that come with a bite. Make sure to properly disinfect the area and dress any wounds that occur."