help me find my pet snail
"Why it’s just a snail."
"A pet is a pet, Bad. We’ll do our best~"
5 HOURS LATER
"WE’RE NEVER GONNA FIND THIS FRICKEN THING -storms away-"
CRUNCH
"OMG EW I STEPPED ON A SNAIL."
"YOU WHAT?!"


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help me find my pet snail
"Why it’s just a snail."
"A pet is a pet, Bad. We’ll do our best~"
5 HOURS LATER
"WE’RE NEVER GONNA FIND THIS FRICKEN THING -storms away-"
CRUNCH
"OMG EW I STEPPED ON A SNAIL."
"YOU WHAT?!"
I'm going to take out ur mods, then YOU! Also I'll kidnap Good and make him wear a maid outfit with cat ears and a tail and have him do an exotic dance on Bad, because I'm sure that in his mind that is what he secretly wanted! >:Y
“STOP SENDING THESE WEIRD ASKS CIVILIAN LILIDANI15 WE ARE COPS AND WE DO GOOD STUFF AND YOU’RE FREAKING ME OUT WE JUST WANT TO HELP YOU BUT WHEN U DO THIS IT MAKES - ASKDAS.”
“LOL. OMFG.”
Do you guys interrogate people like in the movies :O? In a dark room and stuff :'D?
“Well we tried using a dark room one time to interrogate some Lorax copycat but —”
“OF COURSE WE INTERROGATE PEOPLE THAT’S WHAT BEING A COP IS ALL ABOUT - HAHA…”
“— Bad’s afraid of the dark. o (◡‿◡✿)”
“I AM NOT!!”
“Mmhm. \(◕‿◕✿)”
"UH...Excuse me...?"
"What...wHy would I--?"
"he's aiight..."
"Wha - W -W W-whhhat? That is - I..! -- That's a ridiculous question! Bad is like my - my - my...bro!"
"What's going on?"
"NO-THING!"
"Good, you put that table back right now. >BU"
"┬──┬ノ(° -°ノ)"
"While I do think about what it would be like..."
"Occasionally..."
"You know, about how super cool that would be and all..."
"But then I remember that I gotta do what's right for the people, the citizens. They thneed me here~"
"Aww, isn't that sweeee...-...wait...WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS?! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻"