JUSTICE IS THNEEDED.

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[askgoodcop-badcop-oncelers]

help me find my pet snail

"Why it’s just a snail."

"A pet is a pet, Bad. We’ll do our best~"

5 HOURS LATER

"WE’RE NEVER GONNA FIND THIS FRICKEN THING -storms away-"

CRUNCH

"OMG EW I STEPPED ON A SNAIL."

"YOU WHAT?!"

[askgoodcop-badcop-oncelers]

I'm going to take out ur mods, then YOU! Also I'll kidnap Good and make him wear a maid outfit with cat ears and a tail and have him do an exotic dance on Bad, because I'm sure that in his mind that is what he secretly wanted! >:Y

“STOP SENDING THESE WEIRD ASKS CIVILIAN LILIDANI15 WE ARE COPS AND WE DO GOOD STUFF AND YOU’RE FREAKING ME OUT WE JUST WANT TO HELP YOU BUT WHEN U DO THIS IT MAKES - ASKDAS.”

 “LOL. OMFG.”

[eevee-stevens-deactivated201310]

do you guys remember this cute video of a poodle walking on its hind legs?

well, in order for the puppy to learn this, its owner trained it by yelling, cursing, hitting, and throwing it. simply to gain internet fame.

video proof can be found here. warning: it is very hard to watch, but this puppy deserves justice.

if you’d like to act, here is a link to a petition

more people need to know the truth behind this “cute walking puppy”

[andregrande]

[ruinedchildhood]

HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON

[justicefreedom30-deactivated201]

I am finally breaking my silence…

My mom has been missing for more than 2 weeks now.. Her cellphone number is still unreacheable up to this very moment… She said that she was just going to Baclaran, but she never came back… =[[

Ana-Liza Hinahon Caballero 44 years old.

If you have any information about her whereabouts, please, kindly notify us thru these contact numbers: [phone], [phone], 09155193542, 09278092202, 09266528166…

Tumblr friends, I am humbly asking for your cooperation in sharing this post on your blog… I will forever be grateful and indebted to you…

Maraming salamat talaga.. Kayo ang pag-asa ko at ng pamilya namin… Love you all…

[angryasiangirlsunited]

Signal boost!

[askgoodcop-badcop-oncelers]

apology for poor english

and you??????????????

[askgoodcop-badcop-oncelers]

Tell ur mods that I will come after them and show them my fanart and fanfiction of you guys together, you never saw me *touches Badcop's butt, backflips away, then lands on a motorcycle, driving it backwards and ollies out into the sun*

“WHAT THE - “ 

[prismsgalaxy]

[ellenripleysbelieveitornot]

Shut up. I needed a kitten stealing a pancake on my blog.

[thetrashiestoftrash]

Honestly, if you don’t need a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog, it had better be because you already have a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog.

[askgoodcop-badcop-oncelers]

Do you guys interrogate people like in the movies :O? In a dark room and stuff :'D?

“Well we tried using a dark room one time to interrogate some Lorax copycat but —”

“OF COURSE WE INTERROGATE PEOPLE THAT’S WHAT BEING A COP IS ALL ABOUT - HAHA…”

“— Bad’s afraid of the dark. o (◡‿◡✿)”

“I AM NOT!!”

“Mmhm. \(◕‿◕✿)”

[askgoodcop-badcop-oncelers]

  "UH...Excuse me...?"

 "What...wHy would I--?"

"he's aiight..." 

[askgoodcop-badcop-oncelers]

I know the mods,I know all their secrets OuO

[askgoodcop-badcop-oncelers]

"Wha - W -W W-whhhat? That is - I..! -- That's a ridiculous question! Bad is like my - my - my...bro!"

"What's going on?"

"NO-THING!"

[devoureth]

A most excellent lesson in self-defense à la Agent Gracie Hart.

[askgoodcop-badcop-oncelers]

"Good, you put that table back right now. >BU"

"┬──┬ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)"

[askgoodcop-badcop-oncelers]

"While I do think about what it would be like..."

"Occasionally..."

"You know, about how super cool that would be and all..."

"But then I remember that I gotta do what's right for the people, the citizens. They thneed me here~"

"Aww, isn't that sweeee...-...wait...WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS?! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻"

[askgoodcop-badcop-oncelers]

[[ hey guys making an official text post for this since someone said i did say this in one of the post's tags but i really don't remember doing so at all and i'm too lazy to go look COUGHCOUGH. anyway. if we haven't answered one of your asks tumblr probably ate them or we accidently - uh - deleted them. so please resend concerns/comments/suggestions/testimonials/love letters/anons etc. if we haven't answered them~ we'll be waiting. 

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[askgoodcop-badcop-oncelers]

you by any chance have a personal blog? Cos you seem to like a lot of stuff I post and you seem like a really swell person and I'd love to follow whatever else you have! Also this is a great blog, also also, I really love this art style, its flippin adorable ovo

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