♥ Send a ship and I'll give you who:
- Gives nose/forehead kisses
Atsushi, every time. Very fond of forehead kisses.
- Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive
Akutagawa. 100% uses Rashomon to do so
- Takes care of on sick days
Atsushi the one taking care, and it's Aku who gets sick
- Drags the other person out into the water on beach day
- Gives unprompted massages
Could go either way, but I don't think it would be a normal thing for them.
They call a taxi /hj. Akutagawa probably knows more about driving, but Atsushi doesn't trust himself behind the wheel
- Brings the other lunch at work
Either way, it's awkward. They chat in the cafe below the agency, and Atsushi pays. Akutagawa just has to accept it.
- Has the better parental relationship
this question is so funny for bsd. I guess Atsushi, but it's by like 0.001 and it's Dazai occasionally
- Embarrassingly drunk dancer
Atsushi. It was Akutagawa one time and he swore of drinking while bright red.
- Still cries watching Titanic
Both of them, Akutagawa denies it and Atsushi is ugly crying.
- Firmly believes in couples costumes
Atsushi. Akutagawa thinks it's cute but he will never admit it.
- Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas
Akutagawa, he's got the money
- Makes the other eat breakfast
"If I had a nickel for every time that the Weretiger made me Chazuke-" - Akutagawa
- Remembers anniversaries
Akutagawa. I think he remembers the important things, and he's a bit more romantic on those occasions.
Honestly, I don't think either of them even thinks of it as a possibility. I think that someone else (Probably dazai) says something about it and then they talk