#ask carrie

[ask-kitchen-witch-carrie]

*walks in* Hi Carrie!!! How are you today, need any help with anything right now?

I’m good, thanks for asking!! Work’s been crazy and I’m also trying to plan an awesome trip to Japan with Sam in the fall. I’m super excited, but I’m the type of person who really likes to have everything planned out and Sam, uh, isn’t? So I’m doing most of the work there. It’s cool, just a lot of work! 

Thanks for stopping by! If you’re hungry, I’ve got rhubarb crumb cake on hand to tempt your tastebuds?

[ask-kitchen-witch-carrie]

Hi sorry for the weird question but what Is the most sexiest thing Sam has ever done

Uh, everything? I’m pretty easily swayed by him, despite my calling him a dork constantly! I suppose it could be the time I asked him to chop down a tree in our backyard; it was mostly dead, and he wanted to just rip it out with his demon strength but I wanted him to do it the old fashioned way so that the ground didn’t get all torn up. Watching his muscles move when he swung the axe… phew. Just remembering it makes me sweat!

[ask-kitchen-witch-carrie]

Hey Carrie. How do you deal with haters? Do you use your powers on them? XD

Nah, that would give me away to the angels! “Just ignore it” is hard and much easier said than done, but it’s usually the best way to go. Or, kill them with kindness! I just love shoving people’s stupidity in their face with a cheerful grin and some education, like this for instance. :) 

[ask-kitchen-witch-carrie]

~Witch~ kind of puns does Sam like, if any? ;D

Oooh, that’s a good one! Sam isn’t a punny guy himself, and mostly he just groans at mine, but I think he secretly likes them and he just acts dramatic because he knows I’m looking for a reaction. :)

[ask-kitchen-witch-carrie]

wait if part of being a witch is keeping the rules of the five worlds secret from other humans is it okay to be answering all this stuff on tumblr. or are the angels luddites who don't do internet.

To be honest I’m not sure if they use internet or not, but regardless, if a human has knowledge they’re not supposed to and an angel finds out, they could definitely track down where they got it from.

But uh, didn’t you see the “About Carrie” page? I specifically address that, and if you actually DON’T have permission from the angels to know about magic, then I have some memory cleanup to do… 

[ask-kitchen-witch-carrie]

Carrie! I wanna date an incubus! How do I get one?

To be honest, I don’t know! I tend to just come across them or feel them out since I have magic, but going to look for one, I’m not sure where you’d start. Haunted houses seem to work for me! At the very least, you could check out the demon black markets? As long as you’re super careful…

[ask-kitchen-witch-carrie]

So, how does Carrier’s tarot reading works? Does she focuses on one type of reading, or do the cards come in their own to decipher fate?

For the most part, the cards and their magical abilities do most of the work. I visualize the spread that I’d like to use, reach out with my magic to the cards to express the question I’d like to see answered, and then they convey the answer!

[ask-kitchen-witch-carrie]

Those do sound really good! Especially because you are going to be making them 😊. And I would really like to help, I always am willing to give a helping hand when ever you need it okay?!

Sounds great, thank you for being so sweet!! <3 You’re always welcome to stop by whether you’re feeling like helping or not, no judgment there. I’ve always got treats on the counter to snack on while you hang out! Right now it’s a pan of frosted brownies, it’s actually a secret family recipe handed down by my paternal grandmother. :)