#ask clu

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Are you ever.......lonely?

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Why do you have those balls for

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Haha hiiii Clu hii [twirls hair]

H-hello user clowncamp…

[ask-clu]

Dear Clu,

Greetings! How have you been now that I’m on vacation? I know that you decided to stay back voluntarily, which is fine, but is it not right to take a break yourself? You’ve been working so hard.

Your Companion,

Tron.

[ask-clu]

"System Administrator, System Monitor Ark reporting in. What duties need taken care of this cycle?"

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Greetings again! Here to write a more informal introduction from the comfort of the Grid. My name is Clu. It stands for “Codified Likeness Utility”, and the User who created me was Kevin Flynn. My occupation is System Administrator. I am in charge of the upkeep and configuration of the Grid, along with my User. It can be a difficult job at times but I’ve learned to handle it…sometimes. Recently, my User has found a way to connect this thing he calls “the internet” to the Grid, but it can only be accessed through a uniquely crafted datapad he created. He says that with it I would be able to contact anyone within the User World. So far I’ve only used it to connect with Flynn outside of the Grid, though, I would like to learn more about the User World as well.

I’ll be busy most of the cycle, but if you have any inquiries, make sure you direct them to my Inbox, I will eventually answer and read all of your questions in due time.

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I AM MAKING A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO ANY AND ALL USERS

DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT SEARCH UP “BLUE WAFFLES”

THANK YOU.