#ask conrad

[commodoresam]

I made an oc ask blog for Conrad if anyone’s interested. Open for rps, or just asks

https://www.tumblr.com/blog/redlinesoflaw/blog/redlinesoflaw

[redlinesoflaw]

*Strums guitar before pointing at you.* I love you, bitch. *Another strum.* I ain't never gonna stop loving you... bitch.

“If you are to use such vulgarity in my presence, I would ask you to at the very least, sing on key.”

[redlinesoflaw]

What do you most fear?

“That is a rather broad question to pose.” The lawyer began, meeting his guests gaze. “I could ask you the very same question, and you might reply with arachnids or spiders.”

Conrad sat back in his chair, folding his hands in his lap quietly as he assessed the situation. He could lie to his guest. But that would be quite rude wouldn’t it?

A half truth it is then.

“If I were to answer your query, I’d have to say that I fear heights, and complete and utter solitude. Victor Hugo wrote a poem in reaction his trauma over the Franco-Prussian war, though I believe a part of its relevance can be used here as well.”

“~Faut-il aller plus loin ? dois-je continuer ?

France ! ô deuil ! voir un astre aux cieux diminuer !

Je sens l'ascension lugubre de la honte.

Morne angoisse ! un fléau descend, un autre monte.

N'importe. Poursuivons. L'histoire en a besoin.

Ce siècle est à la barre et je suis son témoin.~”

[redlinesoflaw]

Do you have any belief in the supernatural, Mr. Conrad?

“The use of a professional title will get you far, dear guest.” He says, standing from his chair and crossing over to the far side of the room. He brushes his gloved fingertips over a few spines of books before drawing one out, flipping it open and turning back to his guest. “The supernatural you say? I’d be lying if I didn’t say it was quite a puzzling notion. So many sides to the same subject. I, however, believe there’s an explanation for everything in this world, but we do not possess the understanding required for such events. This is not to say I believe in myths, rather...” He trails off, closing the book with a snap before returning back to his desk. “If there is one thing I have learned in my many years, it is that for every fabrication, there is a hint of truth to it. If only a fraction.” “Thank you for your inquiry”

[redlinesoflaw]

Marissa tilts her head, dark eyes curious. “I know you have a particular fondness for reptiles, snakes in particular. What is it about them that you find so fascinating?”

“Might I ask how you came about such information, Mademoiselle? It seems there might be a pair of eyes on me that I hadn’t considered beforehand.” He says, looking up to the young lady across from his desk. He mulls over the idea of having her removed from his office, and he found himself wondering if knocking had completely escaped his guest's minds. He’d have to speak to his secretary afterward, but he might as well indulge the young woman in an answer.

“To answer your question however, I find them so unpredictably docile. Never have I seen such a creature so gracefully equipped with that of a dancer, and that of a killer. I am of course referring to that of Pythonidae. Such an incredible animal.”

[redlinesoflaw]

Conrad, do you have a nice dick?

Tensing, pen halting over his paper, he refuses to look up at this new guest. “Such an improper question. I’d have thought someone in your life might have taken the time out of their day to teach you some manners.”

The neutral face remained relaxed save for a sliver of a crease between his brows. “But clearly, I must be wrong. Such a disappointment.”

[redlinesoflaw]

What happens in the ‘honeymoon phase’ for Conrad, and what's his music taste like 👀👀👀👀

Conrad paused his hand as he wrote, his green eyes turning to greet his guest with cool jade eyes. “Starting off with the most important questions I see. No sense in hiding your true intentions. I admire that.” Pen in hand, he starts to write again. “As for my personal relations, I find the taste of my partner blossoming on the back of my tongue to be... delectable.” Came the low baritone. “Take that as you will, as the rest shall remain a mystery.” Despite the topic at hand, Conrad makes no indication of embarrassment or shyness, just a flicker of something warmer in his eyes. “I’m not very inclined towards music I’m afraid, and I particularly have no interests in the melodrama that is theatre.” He gives a final nod towards his guest before looking back down at the papers in front of him.  “My many thanks for your inquires”

[redlinesoflaw]

Ask Box is Open

Please be inclined to ask this bastard man anything, but be prepared for his responses