FFFFF -spits drink out and falls back in chair- me and you are going to fall out anon!
Their ringtones for each otherLaw would have a tone for Doffy just so he knew to avoid the call or brace himself for what was to come. I’m thinking ‘Beginning of the end’ by Spineshank and Doffy.. being Doffy the big fluffy flamboyant piece of shit y brother is.. ‘Boom boom’ by Vengaboys.
Their FB relationship statusDoesn’t matter, Law would never click accept..Whether they are addicted to couples selfiesDoffy loves himself so much so he’d try and get as many selfies as possible with his arm around Law pulling him into the picture while Law madly grasps at anything to help himself get away from Doffy. Also due to height difference alot of pictures of them as a couple are his crotch and Law or him leaning down and looking like a sexual predator looming over a pissed off Law.Which of their friends is over-joyed shipper trash that they are togetherALL of the family… apart from me.. I hate that ship but everyone else thinks it’s cute..Who overshares intimate relationship detailsDOFFY! The amount of times I will be sat there enjoying food or drink and he will lean in with that giant shit eating grin he has on and just whispers things like ‘Hey, Hey Cora… Law gives the best head, he never leaves out the balls either’ I have no idea if this is true or he’s just trying to kill me… more.Who steals the other’s clothesI NEVER WANT TO SEE DOFFY TRYING TO FIT INTO LAW’S CLOTHES.. Law draped in nothing but a big coat is pleasing though…. cough
Who’s the PDA fanDoffy.. he’s like that with the family and me, not in the same way but he likes to make a point when something belongs to him.. be it holding hands or walking too close.. he has a bad habit of ignoring personal space..
Who proposes…… canwenotdothisone?XCorazonX