#ask d.j

[weirdlobsterxd]

Okay, I know this is the second one, but it’s just too funny. @coke-zero-anonomous. Maid dress. Comedy.

- @scholar-anon-official

I cant help)))

[weirdlobsterxd]

I bought a plush of Astro and the plush decided to go through LAS VEGAS I'm giggling

Did you know that LAS VEGAS sound like LAS VERGAS wich is THE DICKS in spanish ((idk who was this, mod or leebster but coolio! Take this as if we both said it-))

[weirdlobsterxd]

(( PEG LOBSTER PREG LOBSTER PREG LOBSTER PREG LOBSTER PREG LOBSTER PREG!!!!!!!))))YAYYYYY))

((preg lobster))

( @sunyyyyloves-summer @astro-isstargazing @i-hate-being-asked (yes dude i tag both blogs) PREG LOBSTER!!!))

[weirdlobsterxd]

OOC

May I ask permission to use your oc Leebster for your AU

If yes, may I know some important details about him?

YESYESYES OBVIULOSLY YES. Feel free to do whathever u want to him, de!!!

(like killing him but uhhhhh 🥺)

Welp.

-He always has his tweezers behind his back

-Hes pretty fast, but he gets tired kinda quickly

-he can get stressed quickly

-When he gets stressed, he does a quick breathing exercise

-if shrimpo says "yooo dude lets kill someone" he would say smth like " look for the gun, ill hide the evidence"

- his anttennaes show his mood like:

Normal antennas: happy/normal

Long antennas(Stretched) : HAPPY HAPPY YAYYYY

Rolled antennas/ zic zac: pissed

Down antenas: scared/sad

Antennas moving from side to side: ASTRO IS NEAR (fun fact: lobsters move their antennas to flirt, so uhhh basically he's flirting with astro without realizing it (this also include tail waving, blushing, And EXTREME nervousness)

Or if u have another ship with leebster and wanna add it feel totally free! I dont mind!!!

-He usually doesn't move his tail that much, only to attack and when he's extremely happy (and when astro/the toon you're going to ship him with is nearby)

If u have hc's abt him ask me or directly add em!! FEEL TOTALLY FREE.

Hehe

-DJ

[weirdlobsterxd]

ok now... heh... I made u and astro kiss..

(OK ITS SATIRE HELP??????)

"ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO ASTRO-"

"..:D"

((HEJEJSJEJEJEKETHANKS THANKS HE AND I BOTH EXITED FOR THE DRAWING AJUSWWJWUAJ))

[weirdlobsterxd]

I LIKE LEEBSTER THEY LOOK SUPER COOL IL OVE YOUR ART IT LSOOKS SUPER GODO YOUR ARTSTYLE IS AMAZING I LOVE ITTT THEY LOOK SUPER COOL

((a BIG, A BIG PART OF MY BLOG IS THANKS TO @i-hate-being-asked , IT WAS THE FIRST BLOG I INTERACTED WITH AND I OWE IT ALL TO HER <333))

[weirdlobsterxd]

Hihi! I made fanart of your character with mine :3 (not the best since I don't draw in this style so first time and I don't know anything about dandy's world)

((my honest reaction:))

((THANKKKKSSS EHEHEHEHEHEH))

(why is bro so mad?))

[weirdlobsterxd]

I wonder what you think of the current anon dynamic?

((wdym?))