#ask darksherlock

[dark-sherlock-blog]

Oh, my love. What's "dark" about you? Last time I remember, you were such a sweet boy, Mr. Holmes.

Me... "Sweet"?You must be mistaken. I am not "sweet"

I'm a highly-skilled assassin, I'll have you know. Assassins. are. definitely. not. sweet. 

[dark-sherlock-blog]

Brother. I'm bored.

What  do you expect me to do about it?

Last time I checked, you were threatening homeless people...