#ask dojo

[class-dojo-officially]

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[class-dojo-officially]

:3

--@the-principality-of-sealand

:3

if you bite me I will cover you in salt like a snail

[class-dojo-officially]

*ominously appears behind you*

:3

--@the-principality-of-sealand

it’s right behind me isn’t it

[class-dojo-officially]

Psst... Dojo...

I'll break you out of jail...

- @whataburger-possibly-official

But how?

I’m pretty sure the detective has eyes on me..

[class-dojo-officially]

Gun!

- @mischief-colon-3-inc

Gun?

[class-dojo-officially]

I'm so sorry but I fear I must. *Bites you and gives you rabies*

Spread the word (rabies is the word)

- @fistfulls-of-basil

OWIE :(

Not again

Great job, meanie. Now Whatta is gonna try and give me a shot again!

[class-dojo-officially]

TYIGJYGBYBHBKUHB- *proceeds to bite you and give you rabies*

~ @putting-iris-in-places

the rabies got to him 😔 -🍇 (aka mod)

OW OH MY GID WHAT THE EIDHFBSIDD SUEHBSJSGEGEEU WHAT THE FUCK

EWW YOU GOT YOUR MOUTH FOAM IN THE WOUND D:

[class-dojo-officially]

Hey does picking up whatever is near you and using it to fight count as a fighting style

I’d just call it weapon use, possible it’s some sort of niche of street fighting?

Also, make sure to pick a good weapon!

By the color of the text, I’m gonna assume you have maybe.. a magnifying glass on hand? So let’s say, you just smash that thing through someone’s hand, eh? That’d be making the most of it.

For most possible damage, find something metal or glass, if you just wanna escape someone, just something hard will do. A wet rag will also help for offing, though!