wtf my class doing dawg 💀

Let's earn a pizza party! it/they/she for legal reasons this is a gimmick blog

[class-dojo-officially]

Hi, I’m Dojo!

I use this blog to roleplay as Dojo occasionally, but most the time it’s just giving Dojo Points to people doing good, or taking them when they’re bad.

I’ve been adopted by @whataburger-possibly-official now, my mom (gender neutral) (not irl) :D

My sibling is @wikipedia-the-official !!!!! (Not irl)

I’ve adopted @putting-iris-in-places in exchange for them to stop biting my eye! (Once again, not irl)

Everyone gets +2 Dojo Points!

mod here

dojo uses it/they, we use she/him

dojo isn’t a human btw, it’s some sort of alien thing

mods are aroace (cupio for both) but dojo is panromantic, do with that what you will.

if any of you follow my main expecting funnies, that’s not the right blog for that, that’s a blog dedicated to fandoms + random reblogs. my other accounts r mostly hidden.

we’re a plural btw, yea.

dojo picrew

that’s probably it for now

yea bye

[class-dojo-officially]

hey I remember you! my mod used you to keep track of my crimes when they took me in! i always had negative points though, I kept experimenting on humans.

Oh, another person who remembers me! Well, I don’t think a person? But still, whatever you are, very nice memories we’ve had, no? Also I think I would doc points on you too if you were doing that..

[class-dojo-officially]

fish baguette

fish !

[class-dojo-officially]

ew I touched a bad feeling carpet ahh

[class-dojo-officially]

wrong accoubt

[class-dojo-officially]

ew I touched a bad feeling carpet ahh

[the-gimmick-cryptozoologist]

Intro post!

Current finding:

(There will be stuff here)

Hello! this is the gimmick cryptozoologist, a gimmick blog investigating and categorising their finding on the oddities of tumblr! you can call them Nessie or Ness

he/they (for me and Ness)

‼️I (mod) am a minor, and Aromantic, so dont be creepy‼️

Picrew below

Thats ness! Yep.

[class-dojo-officially]

Oh, hi!

[pennyroyald]

Interact with this post if I can make you in picrew

[givemeangstymemes]

Reblog if your inbox is ALWAYS open for random asks, even if you haven’t reblogged any meme

[thecrazyalchemist]

It’ll take me time to answer

But I will

[class-dojo-officially]

why’d you give me negative points when I was in 1st grade :(

It wasn’t me that time, it was your teacher. I’m not the bad guy EVERY time!

[class-dojo-officially]

My head hurts..

[whataburger-possibly-official]

Hello, mother, and the other one.. I would just like to have a chat with you, as I feel we have not communicated in a while. Are you up for it?

@class-dojo-officially ?

Hello Dojo! I would love to chat :]

... Sure. *They very clearly don't trust you*

[class-dojo-officially]

Hello, I’d just like to ask exactly what your opinions are on the doctor? For no particular reason.

[whataburger-possibly-official]

She's... Alright, I guess? She's been kinda shitty in the past, but she's been nice in the past too

Oh, the doctor... I'm not exactly on civil terms currently with her, but I probably won't end up holding a grudge for long.

[class-dojo-officially]

Interesting, interesting.

*Dojo wrote something on their hand, eye twitching a bit as they did so.*

Anything you know she holds against you? Some kind of grudge or so?

[whataburger-possibly-official]

*it shrugs* Not that I know of.

[class-dojo-officially]

Alright, thank you for the information.

*Dojo? simply just gets up and walks out the room.*

[whataburger-possibly-official]

Hello, mother, and the other one.. I would just like to have a chat with you, as I feel we have not communicated in a while. Are you up for it?

@class-dojo-officially ?

Hello Dojo! I would love to chat :]

... Sure. *They very clearly don't trust you*

[class-dojo-officially]

Hello, I’d just like to ask exactly what your opinions are on the doctor? For no particular reason.

[whataburger-possibly-official]

She's... Alright, I guess? She's been kinda shitty in the past, but she's been nice in the past too

Oh, the doctor... I'm not exactly on civil terms currently with her, but I probably won't end up holding a grudge for long.

[class-dojo-officially]

Interesting, interesting.

*Dojo wrote something on their hand, eye twitching a bit as they did so.*

Anything you know she holds against you? Some kind of grudge or so?

[whataburger-possibly-official]

Hello, mother, and the other one.. I would just like to have a chat with you, as I feel we have not communicated in a while. Are you up for it?

@class-dojo-officially ?

Hello Dojo! I would love to chat :]

... Sure. *They very clearly don't trust you*

[class-dojo-officially]

Hello, I’d just like to ask exactly what your opinions are on the doctor? For no particular reason.

[the-gimmick-doctor]

Hello, doctor! I’d just like to half a nice chat, even though I believe we have not talked much before. I’d just like to get to know you, hm?

@class-dojo-officially ?

uhhhhh sure?

*pulls out two chairs*

would you like to take a seat?

[class-dojo-officially]

Of course.

*Dojo takes a seat, yet you notice the person standing before you is just.. some guy in a mask.*

So, I wanted to know about your recent interactions with Whattaburger?

[memories]

It was @class-dojo-officially, in the parlor, with a #fun fact!.

[that-0ne-samah-deactivated20241]

@class-dojo-officially

do you have any fun facts?

:3

[class-dojo-officially]

Infact I do!

Did you know that the holes in turkey vultures beaks aren’t actually their nostrils, but instead help protect the real nostrils above the structure? These are called the pervious nostril. Those same holes also help smell pass through from all sides!

All vultures have such holes, but they’re the most visible on turkey vultures. As black vultures pervious nostrils are most like slits that you can’t really see through.

[class-dojo-officially]

I'm so sorry but I fear I must. *Bites you and gives you rabies*

Spread the word (rabies is the word)

- @fistfulls-of-basil

OWIE :(

Not again

Great job, meanie. Now Whatta is gonna try and give me a shot again!

[whataburger-possibly-official]

*appears* Oh fuck rabies is spreading again.

[class-dojo-officially]

Yup. And if you tell Whata I will happily drive your face into the ground! Anywho, who are you?

[whataburger-possibly-official]

Don't worry I won't tell your mother. And the name's Whataburger.

[class-dojo-officially]

Oh well, nice to meet you, Whataburger!

[whataburger-possibly-official]

Nice to meet you too.

*Dojo now realizes WB has bandages around its head and hand*

[class-dojo-officially]

Hey, sorry if it’s a sensitive topic but what’s with the bandages? I’m just curious!

[whataburger-possibly-official]

Doctor stabbed me. Detective patched me up.

[class-dojo-officially]

Oh, I see. But why would the Doctor do that? They’re suppose to do.. the opposite, really.

[whataburger-possibly-official]

I dunno, something got into her I guess. She was tryna stab Wiki too.

[class-dojo-officially]

Oh, that’s odd. She went from stabbing people and now she’s flirting with someone? Strange.

[class-dojo-officially]

I'm so sorry but I fear I must. *Bites you and gives you rabies*

Spread the word (rabies is the word)

- @fistfulls-of-basil

OWIE :(

Not again

Great job, meanie. Now Whatta is gonna try and give me a shot again!

[whataburger-possibly-official]

*appears* Oh fuck rabies is spreading again.

[class-dojo-officially]

Yup. And if you tell Whata I will happily drive your face into the ground! Anywho, who are you?

[whataburger-possibly-official]

Don't worry I won't tell your mother. And the name's Whataburger.

[class-dojo-officially]

Oh well, nice to meet you, Whataburger!

[whataburger-possibly-official]

Nice to meet you too.

*Dojo now realizes WB has bandages around its head and hand*

[class-dojo-officially]

Hey, sorry if it’s a sensitive topic but what’s with the bandages? I’m just curious!

[whataburger-possibly-official]

Doctor stabbed me. Detective patched me up.

[class-dojo-officially]

Oh, I see. But why would the Doctor do that? They’re suppose to do.. the opposite, really.