#ask dolfy

[badly-drawn-doflamingo]

whoa man someone left a whole line out are uou gonna huff it or what mister

hhhhhh i woulddddd fuckkk

fu kk!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[badly-drawn-doflamingo]

i gotta be honest, for the longest time i thought yorki was your OC...

I hate to break it to you but I could not make a man that ugly if I tried, and I made BORNE for god’s sake.

[badly-drawn-doflamingo]

mingo do you have a soft spot on your head like a newborn?

[badly-drawn-doflamingo]

A fun game I sometimes play with friends over call is called "Hello Law." This is usually a very quick game while waiting for others to join. Just do your best Doflamingo impression and start it with "hello law," followed by any combination of "daddy”, “your dear papa,” or Doffy" if that's better for you. Any parental name, then a space.

This can be also phrased as "law, daddy [blank]" or "law, you have to listen to me, daddy did [blank]" as well, any combination works, however its the filling in of the blanks that really start the show. Start small and move up, see who can make the funniest shit up;

“Law, daddy has an illness."

“Law, help, I'm no clipping Law, help."

“Law, there was an accident at spin class."

You can substitute Law if wanted, he could be bitching to Vergo but something seems to be funnier about an understandably uncaring 20 year old.

See how far this goes until you're no longer bored, you get bored, or something else mysterious happens, such as coughing up a lung or crying.

[badly-drawn-doflamingo]

So um. How you feel about last op chapter. Are you alright? I'm certainly not

Life is so so good for badly drawn doflamingo

[badly-drawn-doflamingo]

did you check the recent OP chapter scans— instantly thought of you. How does it feel to have your predictions basically confirmed!!!!

It feels kinda like using nasal spray, fuckin rocks, but im scared at how well i can breathe.

[badly-drawn-doflamingo]

Law, don't interrupt daddy again

[badly-drawn-doflamingo]

Where did the Doflamingo does cocaine thing come from, is it just fanon?

Have you ever seen Donquixote Doflamingo?

Mf snorts Flintstone vitamins just to feel something. He’s had 2 nose jobs and an entire scalp transplant. He can’t smell anything anymore so he uses Diamante as a good judge of “is this too strong to use as cologne.”

It always is.