Draco, is it true that in Hogwarts, before you discover that you are gay, had a relationship with Pansy? A lot of people in Slytherin from that time are saying that the two of you were... close. Or was it just a friends with benefits thing?
Harry:*whips his head to stare at Draco, eyebrows skyrocketing* …
Draco: *scrabblingaround as he shakes his head vigorously, cheeks maroon* Pansy is just a friend! *splutters slightly* You know this!
Harry,frowning: She used to drape herself all over you and you used to put your headin her lap. …You guys still do that.
Draco: *jabbinga finger at him* Youhug and kiss Granger all the time!
Harry:*splutters* She’s like my sister! I never dated her, even as a kid! You tookPansy to the Yule Ball! And why are you being so defensive? …Did…did–? *shakes head, blinking rapidly * I…genuinely neverthought to ask if you’d slept with a woman, what the fuck. Of course not. No.Haha. Right?
Draco: *almostbreathless and violently embarrassed* Oh as if Granger didn’t pull you off once just to see what it’s like! *determinedlynot looking at him* Not that something like that happened to me!
Harry:*gaping* No! No, she’d never– We’re– What the fuck does that m–?! *mouthdropping open; bellows* WHERE IS SHE WHERE IS PARKINSON, I NEED TO TALK TO HER RIGHT NOW!
Draco: *screechinghysterically* Pansyis like my sister too!
Harry:*still bellowing* BUT APPARENTLY THERE’S A LOT OF INBREEDING BETWEEN YOUPUREBLOODS! *stomps off toward Floo, brandishing wand*
Draco: *howlingand thundering after him* YOU’RE BEING A PSYCHO!
Harry:*yelling back* Then I have justification for killing someone!
Draco: *continuingto scream* Pansy pulled off half of Slytherin house! She says it was her legacy!
Harry:*grabs and snogs him for a long time* *growls breathlessly* We’ll put that on her tombstone. *kisses him again*
Draco: *gasping*It…wasn’t even very good, you know? *snogs him some more*
Harry:*muffled* They need to leave now so I can show you better.
Draco: *garblesincoherently*










