#ask drifty stuff

[mrdrifty]

YOU'RE REALLY FRICKIN CUTE FIGHT ME

NAT WHY THIS WHY DO U DO THIS I WILL FIGHT

[mrdrifty]

UR FUKKIN CUTE

do u wanna actually wanna fuCKING FIGHT 

[mrdrifty]

can u pls tag posts that have blood and injuries pls

oh gosh i’m very sorry about that i will tag it right away

thank you so much for letting me know ahh

[mrdrifty]

Hey! (That thing with the send the hey)

1. First impression: wow look at this nerd he likes anime and his hair is so poofy holy shit. he keeps telling me to watch darker than black tho. thats all he ever talked about. also i do remember that one time you sat in that chair that had a dick drawn on it. that was when we became friends. 2. Truth is: you’re so very sweet to me and very patient bc im lame most of the time. super intelligent and dorky. 3. How old do you look: 20 w/ your beard but 5 when you have lmaO4. Have you ever made me laugh: most of the time. usually because you make very cheesy one-liners. gets me every time. 5. Have you ever made me mad: never 6. Best feature: you’re eyes are the prettiest because they always sparkle. 7. Have I ever had a crush on you: i still do even when ur my dumb bf 8. You’re my: scrubfuck of a boyfriend whom i love very much9. Name in my phone: smol bae (ill probably change it later tho idk when)10. Should you post this too? ye s

Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:

[mrdrifty]

For the mutual thingy please if you don't mind :D you can skip the phone one

1. First impression: you were with andrea when i first met you. i loved how enthuiastic you are about art and animation!! and you do youtubE THINGS THHAT SO COOL!!2. Truth is: ur aN ACTUAL NERD .3. How old do you look: 10 bc ur too smol i must protect.4. Have you ever made me laugh: well u gotta throw some sweet puns and ill be laughing for years.5. Have you ever made me mad: you’re one of the sweetest ppl i kno omg. 6. Best feature: HAIR!! YOURE HAIR IS SO CUTE AND SHORT IT REALLY FITS U YO7. Have I ever had a crush on you: ahh tbrh you are a smol bab i need to protecT I WILL ALWAYS PROECT.8. You’re my: very productuive and extraordinary friend who likes he same videogames as i do.9. Name in my phone: yo i dont even have a phone lmao.10. Should you post this too? hmu if u wanna!!

Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this

[mrdrifty]

hEY FOR THE MEME U GAY

1. First impression: WOAH THIS GIRL IS SO COOL SHE LIKES ANIME AND HER DAD IS A MURAL PAINTER WE MUST BE FRIEND S PLS..2. Truth is: you helped me survive elementary and helped me realized how much of a gay i could be. 3. How old do you look: 17-18 tbh4. Have you ever made me laugh: yes!! stories about you and the meme team make me giggle all the time.5. Have you ever made me mad: there was this one time i needed a piece of paper bc there was this pop quiz. but bc i was in such a panic i couldn’t find one and i asked one from u. but u were getting ready for the quiz also so i got frustrated and said “shit”. the teacher got mad at me omg. but hey, that was elementary. i still lov U <36. Best feature: how attentively you will listen to me whenever i had something to say or talk about. you’re always willing to hear me out and give helpful advise. but for physical? son, ur tatas and bum are quality yo i cry everytim e.

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: well we’ve already dated so that sort of answers the question B)

8. You’re my: smol gay babe9. Name in my phone: i think it was baby carrot but lmao i cant remember.10. Should you post this too? u already did, silly.

Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this

[mrdrifty]

do you even fucking know me shitfuck

i have a terrible feeling that i do but im not gonna say anything yet. but considering the fact that ur a cocky anon, i might as well introduce myself.

hi, im drifty.

what the fukc are u doijn in my swamp

[mrdrifty]

u fucking salty

seriously who is this scrubfuck come outta ur asshole and fight me