#ask ds

[dstrideroffical]

no clue who tf he is but yall wanted old man yaoi and this guy is highkey in line to fondle my balls if he were ever up for it idgaf that hes in prison

[davesprite-edits]

can you put pesterquest ult dirk in a shorter croptop pls

[dstrideroffical]

hey yall normally i dont talk about actual shit on here but i just wanted you all to know that im really proud of you. please do what makes you happy in life its never too late.

[dstrideroffical]

hello again mr strider hows your year been going

i have bitches i have kids my life is beautiful im moisturized and i am thriving

[dstrideroffical]

i dont understand rap

it's all about

booty

hoez

bitches

busting a cap in someone's ass

drugs

money

more drugs

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 time

nuh uh my rap is about unicorns and kittens and rainbows and theres plenty more rap like it youre just boring and dont look for it

[dstrideroffical]

dave and dirk and roxy and rose have all been on call today just nonstop analyzing and yapping about the drake and kendrick beef and the superbowl events for the past like 5 hours, im pretty sure theyre writing like a whole ass essay about it, dirk has docs open

[dstrideroffical]

found a photo of you and the gang when you were young

(OOC: cool art you recently did btw. Happy halloween)

aweww howd you get that

[dstrideroffical]

also yall are welcome for byler happening i had to buy stranger things from the duffer brother but yknow i got it done