#ask eytan

[eytancragg]

What's your real name? Cuz it sounds like you live at Fraggle Rock?

eytan cragg is a  ...not corruption. it’s an alternal spelling of my first two names.

my first name is ethan. i keep my second one yo myself but it means stone or rocky place. ethan/eytan means enduring or steadfast. 

so anyway toi answer your question my legal first name is ethan. i got a compiment on it at work today.

[eytancragg]

best childhood memory and/embarrassing story that's funny now that you look back on it

all of my embarassing stories are still embarassing and not funny

idk i’m not up to thinking about my chldhood while im drunk

[eytancragg]

what's your favorite flower?

FUUUUUUK idk. maria likes daisies. do i have a favorite? i don’t hinkk i do. i love flowers when they din’t make me sn eexe.

[eytancragg]

if you opened a bar, what would it be called and what atmosphere would you cultivate?

the name would depend on the location and anyt interesting events in my life at the time

if i bought that empty building o n main street in my town i would call it the haven  maybe 

it would be an idealized old style english pub, quiet with good food and wood panelling and ND AN EDCETTENT BEER CELECTION

[eytancragg]

invent a shot or mixed drink

i will try to reconstruct the Mexikaner, a rly good shot i had at a bar in germany

it has hot sauyxe, tequila, and black pepper, and idk what else

[eytancragg]

what's your favoritest thing to do while drinking? (alternatively, do you know any drinking games?)

my favorite thing is to sit here in my underwear and browse tumblr and feel my head get wobbly

i don’t know any drinking games but i would really love to play one of the bingo style games for tv shows or whatever

when i was playing poker with mariamoxie and demonandthedogstar last week we discussed the possibility of using a shot as a buy-in to the game when you were running low on chips. this would  be funny because the worse you played, the drunker you would get, which means you would play even worse.

[eytancragg]

Maybe "rose quartz" is a demotion that she gladly took for standing up for her beliefs or w/e

that raises another interesting question, anon.

can a gem be transformed into another gem (i.e. diamond into quartz)? we know gems are mutable in their physical forms, and we know that gems can be corrupted into monsters, or otherwise messed up if their gems are harmed in some way.

but can gems be transformed from one gem into another gem, permanently? i have no idea.

[eytancragg]

[applycoldwatertoburnedarea 。jpg] You're killing me here.

Which one of us went through the other one's blog looking for shit to comment on again?