#ask faust

[ask-fausttheenderman]

Hello, world!

[askfaustthesnake]

Faust, do you always have to squeeze my neck? Can't it be something less important, like my arm? ~ask-juliandevorak

But,neck squeeze more fun!!!!

[askmissfaust]

If I start a Faust fan group, should I name it the sandom (snake fandom) or something else??

Fan club?

[confusedapprentice]

50+ followers yay!

Hello hello, I have recently reached 50 followers! I'm so happy ! As a thank you all be doing ask Faust all day tomorrow ! Send in your asks early if you want and Faust will all answer them tomorrow ^^ thanks for giving me a moment, be safe and have a good day

[ask-the-spellbound-faust-blog]

Hey, Faust, have you tried climbing yet? If you have, it is easier or tougher with legs?

Legs or not, I’m a good climber.

Though now I’m having a bit of trouble hanging for long times.

[askfaustthesnake]

How many crimes do you do a year ?

None that can be proved <3

[askfaustthesnake]

We so need a story about baby asra with lil wiggly noodle faust and chimes & flamel. It would the cutest thing ever 😍💜 big snakes baby/sneksitting asra and faust

Snake Sitting

It didn’t seem possible that one small snake and one small human could get into so much trouble.  Chimes was currently wondering if they had ever been this much trouble when they were younger.

Come down please!  Worry colored their hiss as they looked up at the small, purple noodle currently dangling from the lights.

No!  Faust’s tiny hiss was more of a squeak as she swung from the lights.

Faust!  Chimes slithered across the counter, keeping an eye on the wayward noodle.  Down!  Now!  Or no skinks!

Faust let out a sad, pathetic hiss, slowly sinking down the light fixture and plopping back onto the counter.  Rude!  Was having fun!

Chimes  tapped her on the head with their tail.  Was dangerous.  What if you fell?

She let out sad hiss, ducking her head.  But float?

Spell makes you float, Chimes told her, winding around her to give her a tight squeeze.  But Aisha and Salim are out on date.  If you fell now, you’d get hurt.

Faust returned the squeeze, letting out a happy hiss.  Fine.  No more climbing.

With a sighing hiss of relief, Chimes unwound from around Faust, motioning for the younger familiar to follow them.  They knew Flamel and Asra were still in the living room.  Hopefully Flamel was having an easier time with the young magician than they were having with the young familiar.

Which, of course, turned out to be too much to hope for.

Asra!  Careful please!  Flamel wound around Asra’s arm, trying to get the small child to put down the very breakable tea pot.

“But tea?”  Asra looked between the snake and the teapot, confusion washing over his face.  “Wanted tea.”

Both Chimes and Flamel shared a tired look.  Aisha and Salim better be enjoying their date.  Who knew small magicians and familiars could be this much trouble?

[askfaustthesnake]

MC: *wears a snake shaped-pendant that was a winter holiday gift from Asra* *always fondly teasing faust about how she's a good luck charm*

*Best* good luck charm~  Can I have friend shaped good luck charm too?