Jan 17, 2017
“C’mere, you! Shhh just let this happen”
@ask-frenedict
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“C’mere, you! Shhh just let this happen”
@ask-frenedict
Does anyone here know some really good self-defense tricks, crushy? Some anon is trying to kill and eat my love (distress) -Frank
Danny: “(surprise) Uhhh... (sheepishness) Have you tried hitting ‘em with a shovel?”
Bam: “(showmanship) Nah, a baseball bat’s way better. Boosh!”
Deirdre: “(anger) Two words: groin kick. He’ll be recovering from that for a long time.”
Soleil: “(resignation) That’s assuming this unnamed assailant is a man, tarnation. I think we all know women can be just as capable of dastardly deeds as men.”
Doc: “(distress) I’d just run to the police, old bunny!”
Deena: “(worry) Yeah... That’s my thought on the matter, too...”
Thanks, crushy. -hands the alligator an invitation- Here you go. -nods- -Frank
T- Thanks, I can’t wait!!
-waves- Hey, I'm Frank, crushy. -squeezes the chicken next to him- This is my fiance, Benedict. Our wedding's on the 29th of this month. -Frank of Ask-Frenedict
Congrats you two! Thanks for saying hi
[the day O'hare moves out]
-waves- Do you two sell any furniture for a wedding, uh-hoo? -Benedict
“...To my knowledge, sir...we don’t have any furniture sets designed for a wedding... But we boast an impressive variety of merchandise you could choose to use for a wedding, depending on what kind you envision. Please do. Also...I believe GracieGrace, if you can find one of those stores, sells wedding cakes. My brother and I have actually been trying to secure a business partnership with that company, but it’s been slow going. Much paperwork.”
“Sorry I can’t be of any more help than that, valued customer. Weddings, er...aren’t really something we’re experienced in. No, no. Maybe one day when Uncle Tom finally proposes to that nice seamstress lady...”
Are we all just gonna ignore the fact that @ask-frenedict made the very first nsfw picture in the entire history of the acab community?
2-1-16 9:06 PM
Just a month after New Years and my house was vandalized–but I know who did it. Thanks to Bella, I found out they were Frank, Benedict, Michael, Bob, Tank, Apollo, Chow, Bluebear, and Gaston. Now the only problem is, is whose privacy do I invade first?
You've been invited to my wedding, crushy. Are you coming or not?- Frank
Will it be catered?
*drool*