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“…Is it sad that I’m getting used to this kind of thing happening by now?”
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HAPPY GROWF DAY *poofs mayor to appear as Bangle for just this ask*
“…Is it sad that I’m getting used to this kind of thing happening by now?”
@ask-bangle-tiger
what’s wrong, doc :0
“I’m sorry, I just...I’m feeling left out lately. I wanna get along with all our new friends, I really do. It’s just...
“You just can’t trust those dangerous mad dogs, by boggity! No matter how nice they act, I never feel save around them!”
“Yeah, just fine...”
Isabelle: “Are you KIDDING me???”
Danny: “Errr...no, sorry...”
Isabelle: “So the ENTIRE REASON we haven’t been getting any new messages for over a YEAR is because the TOWN MAILBOX WAS CLOGGED???”
Danny: “Funny story... Half the messages keeping the rest out were letters from Mom demanding to know who the ostrich imposter in my selfies was, and the other was from a sunflower seeds weekly magazine someone signed me up for as a joke...”
((Nuke’s birthday was last Friday, but this picture was delayed because of reasons. Happy birthday from Bangle and also Molly, who’s also there in case you can’t tell because she’s SHORT.))
@ask-bangle-tiger
Someone not in the Animal Crossing Ask Blog community (bonus points if not in the Animal Crossing fandom at all), explain this picture.
(credit to @boxyguy for the art)
An awkward ostrich strolled into town, looking for someone to interact with. He was wearing a bi pride tee and standard gray shorts, though both looked far more suited for human anatomy than ostrich anatomy. "Uh... 'Scuse me... Anyone know where I can find some good ostrich-friendly clothes around here, okey-doke?"
“I want to ask why you’d be wearing clothes more fit for a human, but I’m not one to talk right now.”
“…By the way, you… Seem kind of familiar. But at the same time, bwoosh… Must be my imagination…”
(continued from here)
Sable cleared her throat, grabbing everyone’s attention and motioning to the shorts on the sewing table. “I have your–”
In a sudden swoosh, the pants were no longer on the table, instead a bag of Bells. Looking back at the visiting bird would find him with his back turned to everyone else as he slipped the shorts onto his body. He sounded quite content as his legs and tail slid into proper position.
“Ooh…these feel nice…” he could easily be heard mumbling to himself, sounding perfectly comfortable both physically and emotionally. He glanced around the displays and smiled in interest as he gravitated on a canary-yellow t-shirt with cherries on it, immediately digging out his size. “Ooh, I like this shirt!”
“So, uh…” *Nuke continued to watch the ostrich go around. He seemed to move a lot better in pants that better fitted him.*
Looking back at the tiger, the ostrich held the shirt up to his chest to display it. “It’s a nice shirt, don’t’cha think?”
An awkward ostrich strolled into town, looking for someone to interact with. He was wearing a bi pride tee and standard gray shorts, though both looked far more suited for human anatomy than ostrich anatomy. "Uh... 'Scuse me... Anyone know where I can find some good ostrich-friendly clothes around here, okey-doke?"
“I want to ask why you’d be wearing clothes more fit for a human, but I’m not one to talk right now.”
“…By the way, you… Seem kind of familiar. But at the same time, bwoosh… Must be my imagination…”
(continued from here)
Sable cleared her throat, grabbing everyone’s attention and motioning to the shorts on the sewing table. “I have your--”
In a sudden swoosh, the pants were no longer on the table, instead a bag of Bells. Looking back at the visiting bird would find him with his back turned to everyone else as he slipped the shorts onto his body. He sounded quite content as his legs and tail slid into proper position.
“Ooh...these feel nice...” he could easily be heard mumbling to himself, sounding perfectly comfortable both physically and emotionally. He glanced around the displays and smiled in interest as he gravitated on a canary-yellow t-shirt with cherries on it, immediately digging out his size. “Ooh, I like this shirt!”
An awkward ostrich strolled into town, looking for someone to interact with. He was wearing a bi pride tee and standard gray shorts, though both looked far more suited for human anatomy than ostrich anatomy. "Uh... 'Scuse me... Anyone know where I can find some good ostrich-friendly clothes around here, okey-doke?"
“I want to ask why you’d be wearing clothes more fit for a human, but I’m not one to talk right now.”
“…By the way, you… Seem kind of familiar. But at the same time, bwoosh… Must be my imagination…”
“I…I really don’t wanna go breaking public decency laws…” The big birb stood there uncomfortably. “Your Ables do custom fits by any chance?”
He stopped to squint at the big blue cat. “Y’know…can’t help but feel I’ve seen ya somewhere before, too…” He paused to examine him curiously. “Uhh… Ever been to Pi’illo?”
“Well… Most animals I know don’t really… Wear pants. It’s common place, at least to me… I don’t know about my Ables, but it wouldn’t hurt to ask them.”
“Also, sort of? Bwoosh? I had this one time where I was on a boat with two friends, and sort of crashed near that town. I know Bangle’s been there from time to time, I believe.”
Ostrich boy shuffled a bit in his human pants a bit as he took a moment to reflect. “…Wait, you were in the Friend Ship Crash of ‘16?”
The name Bangle also read a bell. “Also…you wouldn’t happen to know anything about my Deena getting a soup bowl back and getting sick, would you…?”
“…Y-yeah, I was on there. I still can’t believe Maybe the ship THAT. Also, I think so. I think I recall someone called Deena coming by when Bangle was super sick, bwoosh.”
Big birb tilted his head, looking at the tiger. “Say… You wouldn’t happen to be–?”
Anonymous said:
quickym!a:DannyhasNoPantsNow. Live a little! You’re a birb, nothings gonna showwwww
Regardless, the horrified ostrich shivered instinctively pulled down the bottom of his shirt when he felt his pants disappear, turning tail (literally) and sprinting off at impressive speeds in the direction of Main St.
*Nuke couldn’t help but watch as the suddenly pants-less ostrich made a run for it. Moving a lot faster without the disappeared pair of clothing too, it seemed.*
“…What just happened? Bwoosh??”
*Nuke started his way towards the direction the strange bird made way to.*
There was a mild commotion across the railroad crossing, and a little later some gossip on Main Street could be heard. Something about a big pantsless running into the tailor shop and crying about needing pants.
A small cat holding a train ticket from Pi’illo stared at the commotion as she began exploring Zukatown before shrugging and continuing on her way; Nuke would probably see her still wandering about some other day.
*Nuke made his way and easily heard all the talk and say of what was going on. After asking a few about what they’d been hearing, and noticing a familiar young cat that he’s seem before that he’ll take time to see after, he went on into the shop they he’d likely find the ostrich. The Able Sisters.*
Off in the far corner of the shop stood an awkward bird tugging the bottom end of his shirt down, frozen in place. He was there with Sable, feverishly working her machine, and Mabel, trying to keep a pleasant customer service face on for the few remaining customers in the shop.
Said customers were ‘unusually fixated’ on the custom umbrella designs, presumably to avoid looking at the scene in the corner.
*As Nuke walked in, he easily noticed the bird in the corner due to the long neck. He went around Sable to approach him* “Hey… Are you alright? Bwoosh?”
The ostrich turned his long neck to face the tiger with a fake smile spread across his beak. “No~” was his plain and simple answer in fake cheery tone.
The sound of sewing machine next to them came to a stop, and Sable appeared to be making a few finishing touches on what looked like a pair of jinbei shorts.
How fast can you run now, danny?
“Fast enough to get away from you guyyyys...!”
So Danny... Have you tried flying since you're, well, a bird right now? I mean, ostriches are known for not flying, but, who knows...?
“Uhhh... Obviously, that’s a no-go...”
Anonymous said:
*tries to lift danny in the air but obviously fails* FLY PRETTY BURD, FLY!!!
“AUGH! PUT ME DOWN, YA WEIRDO! OKEY-DOKE!”
*gives Doc two guns*
((Doc.exe has stopped responding.))
“M-Mayor’s...a bird... Hounds are...a-arming themselves... I-I’m an almost-20-year-old wh-who...d-doesn’t know his own sexuality... Old bunny, w-what’s the world coming to?”
An awkward ostrich strolled into town, looking for someone to interact with. He was wearing a bi pride tee and standard gray shorts, though both looked far more suited for human anatomy than ostrich anatomy. "Uh... 'Scuse me... Anyone know where I can find some good ostrich-friendly clothes around here, okey-doke?"
“I want to ask why you’d be wearing clothes more fit for a human, but I’m not one to talk right now.”
“…By the way, you… Seem kind of familiar. But at the same time, bwoosh… Must be my imagination…”
“I…I really don’t wanna go breaking public decency laws…” The big birb stood there uncomfortably. “Your Ables do custom fits by any chance?”
He stopped to squint at the big blue cat. “Y’know…can’t help but feel I’ve seen ya somewhere before, too…” He paused to examine him curiously. “Uhh… Ever been to Pi’illo?”
“Well… Most animals I know don’t really… Wear pants. It’s common place, at least to me… I don’t know about my Ables, but it wouldn’t hurt to ask them.”
“Also, sort of? Bwoosh? I had this one time where I was on a boat with two friends, and sort of crashed near that town. I know Bangle’s been there from time to time, I believe.”
Ostrich boy shuffled a bit in his human pants a bit as he took a moment to reflect. “…Wait, you were in the Friend Ship Crash of ‘16?”
The name Bangle also read a bell. “Also…you wouldn’t happen to know anything about my Deena getting a soup bowl back and getting sick, would you…?”
“…Y-yeah, I was on there. I still can’t believe Maybe the ship THAT. Also, I think so. I think I recall someone called Deena coming by when Bangle was super sick, bwoosh.”
Big birb tilted his head, looking at the tiger. “Say… You wouldn’t happen to be–?”
Anonymous said:
quickym!a:DannyhasNoPantsNow. Live a little! You’re a birb, nothings gonna showwwww
Regardless, the horrified ostrich shivered instinctively pulled down the bottom of his shirt when he felt his pants disappear, turning tail (literally) and sprinting off at impressive speeds in the direction of Main St.
*Nuke couldn’t help but watch as the suddenly pants-less ostrich made a run for it. Moving a lot faster without the disappeared pair of clothing too, it seemed.*
“…What just happened? Bwoosh??”
*Nuke started his way towards the direction the strange bird made way to.*
There was a mild commotion across the railroad crossing, and a little later some gossip on Main Street could be heard. Something about a big pantsless running into the tailor shop and crying about needing pants.
A small cat holding a train ticket from Pi’illo stared at the commotion as she began exploring Zukatown before shrugging and continuing on her way; Nuke would probably see her still wandering about some other day.
*Nuke made his way and easily heard all the talk and say of what was going on. After asking a few about what they’d been hearing, and noticing a familiar young cat that he’s seem before that he’ll take time to see after, he went on into the shop they he’d likely find the ostrich. The Able Sisters.*
Off in the far corner of the shop stood an awkward bird tugging the bottom end of his shirt down, frozen in place. He was there with Sable, feverishly working her machine, and Mabel, trying to keep a pleasant customer service face on for the few remaining customers in the shop.
Said customers were ‘unusually fixated’ on the custom umbrella designs, presumably to avoid looking at the scene in the corner.
An awkward ostrich strolled into town, looking for someone to interact with. He was wearing a bi pride tee and standard gray shorts, though both looked far more suited for human anatomy than ostrich anatomy. "Uh... 'Scuse me... Anyone know where I can find some good ostrich-friendly clothes around here, okey-doke?"
“I want to ask why you’d be wearing clothes more fit for a human, but I’m not one to talk right now.”
“…By the way, you… Seem kind of familiar. But at the same time, bwoosh… Must be my imagination…”
“I…I really don’t wanna go breaking public decency laws…” The big birb stood there uncomfortably. “Your Ables do custom fits by any chance?”
He stopped to squint at the big blue cat. “Y’know…can’t help but feel I’ve seen ya somewhere before, too…” He paused to examine him curiously. “Uhh… Ever been to Pi’illo?”
“Well… Most animals I know don’t really… Wear pants. It’s common place, at least to me… I don’t know about my Ables, but it wouldn’t hurt to ask them.”
“Also, sort of? Bwoosh? I had this one time where I was on a boat with two friends, and sort of crashed near that town. I know Bangle’s been there from time to time, I believe.”
Ostrich boy shuffled a bit in his human pants a bit as he took a moment to reflect. “…Wait, you were in the Friend Ship Crash of ‘16?”
The name Bangle also read a bell. “Also…you wouldn’t happen to know anything about my Deena getting a soup bowl back and getting sick, would you…?”
“…Y-yeah, I was on there. I still can’t believe Maybe the ship THAT. Also, I think so. I think I recall someone called Deena coming by when Bangle was super sick, bwoosh.”
Big birb tilted his head, looking at the tiger. “Say… You wouldn’t happen to be–?”
Anonymous said:
quickym!a:DannyhasNoPantsNow. Live a little! You’re a birb, nothings gonna showwwww
Regardless, the horrified ostrich shivered instinctively pulled down the bottom of his shirt when he felt his pants disappear, turning tail (literally) and sprinting off at impressive speeds in the direction of Main St.
*Nuke couldn’t help but watch as the suddenly pants-less ostrich made a run for it. Moving a lot faster without the disappeared pair of clothing too, it seemed.*
“…What just happened? Bwoosh??”
*Nuke started his way towards the direction the strange bird made way to.*
There was a mild commotion across the railroad crossing, and a little later some gossip on Main Street could be heard. Something about a big pantsless running into the tailor shop and crying about needing pants.
A small cat holding a train ticket from Pi’illo stared at the commotion as she began exploring Zukatown before shrugging and continuing on her way; Nuke would probably see her still wandering about some other day.
An awkward ostrich strolled into town, looking for someone to interact with. He was wearing a bi pride tee and standard gray shorts, though both looked far more suited for human anatomy than ostrich anatomy. "Uh... 'Scuse me... Anyone know where I can find some good ostrich-friendly clothes around here, okey-doke?"
“I want to ask why you’d be wearing clothes more fit for a human, but I’m not one to talk right now.”
“…By the way, you… Seem kind of familiar. But at the same time, bwoosh… Must be my imagination…”
“I…I really don’t wanna go breaking public decency laws…” The big birb stood there uncomfortably. “Your Ables do custom fits by any chance?”
He stopped to squint at the big blue cat. “Y’know…can’t help but feel I’ve seen ya somewhere before, too…” He paused to examine him curiously. “Uhh… Ever been to Pi’illo?”
“Well… Most animals I know don’t really… Wear pants. It’s common place, at least to me… I don’t know about my Ables, but it wouldn’t hurt to ask them.”
“Also, sort of? Bwoosh? I had this one time where I was on a boat with two friends, and sort of crashed near that town. I know Bangle’s been there from time to time, I believe.”
Ostrich boy shuffled a bit in his human pants a bit as he took a moment to reflect. “…Wait, you were in the Friend Ship Crash of ‘16?”
The name Bangle also read a bell. “Also…you wouldn’t happen to know anything about my Deena getting a soup bowl back and getting sick, would you…?”
“…Y-yeah, I was on there. I still can’t believe Maybe the ship THAT. Also, I think so. I think I recall someone called Deena coming by when Bangle was super sick, bwoosh.”
Big birb tilted his head, looking at the tiger. “Say... You wouldn’t happen to be--?”
Anonymous said:
quickym!a:DannyhasNoPantsNow. Live a little! You're a birb, nothings gonna showwwww
Regardless, the horrified ostrich shivered instinctively pulled down the bottom of his shirt when he felt his pants disappear, turning tail (literally) and sprinting off at impressive speeds in the direction of Main St.
An awkward ostrich strolled into town, looking for someone to interact with. He was wearing a bi pride tee and standard gray shorts, though both looked far more suited for human anatomy than ostrich anatomy. "Uh... 'Scuse me... Anyone know where I can find some good ostrich-friendly clothes around here, okey-doke?"
“I want to ask why you’d be wearing clothes more fit for a human, but I’m not one to talk right now.”
“…By the way, you… Seem kind of familiar. But at the same time, bwoosh… Must be my imagination…”
“I…I really don’t wanna go breaking public decency laws…” The big birb stood there uncomfortably. “Your Ables do custom fits by any chance?”
He stopped to squint at the big blue cat. “Y’know…can’t help but feel I’ve seen ya somewhere before, too…” He paused to examine him curiously. “Uhh… Ever been to Pi’illo?”
“Well… Most animals I know don’t really… Wear pants. It’s common place, at least to me… I don’t know about my Ables, but it wouldn’t hurt to ask them.”
“Also, sort of? Bwoosh? I had this one time where I was on a boat with two friends, and sort of crashed near that town. I know Bangle’s been there from time to time, I believe.”
Ostrich boy shuffled a bit in his human pants a bit as he took a moment to reflect. “...Wait, you were in the Friend Ship Crash of ‘16?”
The name Bangle also read a bell. “Also...you wouldn’t happen to know anything about my Deena getting a soup bowl back and getting sick, would you...?”