#ask future leo

[peepawleo]

Gasp. Swearing in front of the baby

Yeah yeah whatever. They've heard worse.

[peepawleo]

Peepaw what is dungeons and daddies

OKAY SO.

Dungeons and Daddies is a DND podcast run by Anthony Burch, one of the main writers of God of War. I found it during the apocalypse, (it was discontinued for obvious reasons) and it really helped my multitudes of mental illnesses because it is the funniest goddamn podcast that has ever podcasted I swear to fucking god-

The main plot is that four dads and their five sons from our world, on the way to a soccer tournament, fall through a portal into the Forbidden Realms. The sons are separated from their fathers and the Dads have to go on a magical, epic, heroic adventure to save them.

The Dads are, as follows;

Darryl Wilson, a stay at home sports dad with a heart of gold and a love for America, and who becomes a barbarian in the forbidden realms, father to Grant Wilson.

Henry Oak, a hippie nature dad who wears Birkenstocks and becomes a Druid [Not a cleric, og post was a mistake lmao]. His two sons, Lark and Sparrow, are mischievous identical twins.

Glenn Close, a rock and roll bard dad who has a christmas song cover band and canonically smokes weed with his son Nick Close. He is canonically the coolest dad of the group.

[He is also the hottest. I want that man SO FUCKIGN BAD HES SO GODDAMN. OUGH. DUDE. GLENN CLOSE. OFSUFKJDKJFDKJ-]

And then there's Ron Stampler, business man and emotionally stunted stepfather, who is trying his best to connect with his stepson Terry.

I. Love. This. Fucking. Show.

Its about catholic guilt its about the eldritch and the terrifying unknown its about attempting to control that which you cannot possibly understand its about the generational cycle of trauma its about how the patriarchy cripples every generation of men that lives under it its about loss and love and father and son relationship and most importantly it is FUCKING HILARIOUS.

[peepawleo]

If your brothers died in your universe but they can contact you here, does that mean they're sending their love from the other side of the apocalypse?

(Fall Out Boy ref)

THEY LITERALLY LIVE WITH ME ON THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE THEY ARE ALIVE YOUR EMO ASS JOKE DIDNT EVEN MAKE SENSE.

//AIDAN GO TO BED YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TWO HOURS AGO YOU CUNT.

[peepawleo]

@the-great-donatello

also

[peepawleo]

*gives a hug to all of them*

I’m sad :(

Aw Im sorry lil dude.

Itll get better!

We promise.

..Pat.

[peepawleo]

I got trolls band together today! *Happy stims*

Yooo!!! Cool!! That sounds great kiddo, tell me how it is!

[peepawleo]

Introductions.

I think you all know my name. :] It's me, Leo, back on my bullshit. Send me questions if you want, or my brothers, Who have come back to life somehow. They're robots :]

Currently: Not under post limit!

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[peepawleo]

Everybody's always like "Leo how'd you bag a baddie? How'd you bag that baddie bruh-"

You didn't bag Shit.

Usagi picked you up, by your neck, and threw you over his shoulder and you been on it ever since.

And you ain't got no plans on getting off any time soon-

FR FR that’s exactly what it’s like. Word for word.