for the ask game, opinions on ranchers?
Do not ship it!
Like, ugh, seriously? They're so disgusting I hate them so much. All those gross compliments and affirmations and comradery over their cringefailness. Who do they even think they are, what sorta freak immediately clicks with someone by accident out of guilt for getting them killed and worrying about not being close cause you alnost never spoke to each other before that moment you decided to "shack up?" Constantly switching between each other's bits? The abiguity of what their relationship is besides deep and trusting even after both just came out of betrayals with others?coordinating adopting a monster child to terrorize all who hurt them? Gimme a break. Awful horrible, who would ever ship it?
Maybe I'd ship them if they were less adorable and didn't make me wanna puke and throw them at a wall.
I guess they're okay, you know, if you like all that yes anding and forgiveness and the pain and regret and guilt of how they were torn apart that turned into a constant pining to see each other just to make sure theyre okay and inability to be divorced even when literally roleplaying being enemies because they can't stop giggling and flirting. I mean not my cup of tea but I get it I guess.
