Helian is my pookie wookie snookie bear, my wife, and my reason for living.
Helianthus is making noises that sounds like a mixture of swearing, stutters, and other sounds that you were not aware a human could make.
(Commander) "You know, I don't imagine most people would appreciate being called...that."
(Helianthus) "I-I CERTAINLY DO NOT! AND I AM NOT ANYONE'S 'WIFE'!"
(Commander) "And I'm sure that blush on your face is doing a very good job of convincing them otherwise. Besides, I thought you'd view a lot of people fighting for your affection a good thing, considering how well your Mixers go-"
(Helianthus) "Shut your mouth, or I'll assign you an entire month's work of paperwork to fill out!"
Helianthus is crushing your letter...yet despite being near a trash can, she doesn't seem to plan throwing it away anytime soon...
(Angelia) "I think this is more than just 'dozens'..."
(Commander) "I already had to deal with the T-Dolls on base, last thing I need are anonymous love letters stoking the flames."
(Kalina) "Hey, cheer up, Helian! This means that people do love you after all-"
(Helianthus) "T-THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY QUESTION!"
(Angelia) "Just how many secret admirers do we have?"
(Helianthus) "...S-So it's not too late for me...-"
(Commander) "I feel like us even acknowledging this, they're not going to be so secret anymore...Wait, doesn't Griffin have a PR Department with T-Dolls meant to be tanking this specific kind of thing for us?"
(Kalina) "Hey, I'm not complaining! These ring purchases are helping fund us, and gives us a fighting chance for our love life!"
(Angelia) "I'd usually prefer to know who's confessing their love for me...Actually, maybe I shouldn't give them an invitation, I'll just get spammed nonstop."
(Helianthus) "For security purposes do we...know who sent these in?"
(Kalina) "Uh...that would defeat the point of the senders being, anonymous, ma'am."
(Commander) "...Hold on a-! Are we just allowing unauthorized users to send in whatever the hell they want to us?! How do they even know who we are on top of that?!"
(Angelia) "Well, they sent in similar things for our T-Dolls. Pretty sure AK-15 and M16A1 got some people with strange tastes."
(Kalina) "Oooh! I remember sending those ones! Think they were asking for AK-15 to hit them with a chair, and the other person was barking for M16!"
(Helianthus) "...Why do you allow these through?"
(Commander) "Do we not have a filter button on these or something?"
(Kalina) "Unfortunately, no. We'll just have to get used to this."
(Angelia) "I don't think we want to."
(Kalina) "Well, that's too bad! Once this goes live, I'm sure more for the other gals will come in!"
(Commander) "Goes live-ARE YOU RECORDING OUR REAC-?!"
(GFL) Meanwhile while others fighting for two girls, at least I can try go for the sleepy, lazy, coffee addict, fox ear scientist girl name Persica to propose
(Kryuger) "I believe it's already too late, Persica. You're getting involved in that mess, like it or not."
(Persica) "Wait, why just me?! They mentioned you too!"
(Kryuger) "People said the same thing about another colleague of mine, and he was smart enough to dodge it like me."
(Persica) "And who would that be?"
...
(Counters Commander) "Andersen, sir? Is something the matter?"
Andersen shook his head and turned to the Commander, adjusting his gloves.
(Andersen) "Word of advice, Commander. Make sure you don't answer any mail for a while. I won't be either. Dismissed."
(Anis) "Mail? Well that's cryptic, the hell is that even supposed to mean?"
(Neon) "It must be a threat!"
(Counters Commander) "He isn't the type to say something like that unless he means-...Rapi?"
(Rapi) "M-My apologies, Commander. I...just had a sudden urge to shield you from...something."
(Anis) "So like, the usual?"
(Counters Commander) "Let's just...get back to the Outpost."
Anna may not have her arm anymore but I'm gonna give her my last name
when can we OATH her
I don't think I've ever mentioned it/ever had it come up during an ask, but she's actually missing two limbs. On that note:
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Angelia scoffed before turning to the person holding up the picture behind her.
(Angelia) "Plus I wouldn't recommend it. Kalina here keeps 100% of the profit for every Oath ring you buy, and I can assure you those rings are going to waste."
Kalina poked her head around the display of Angelia, pouting all the while.
(Kalina) "HEY! I'll have you know all funds go to Griffin and Kryuger!"
(Angelia) "Is that right? Then why do you always get so giddy counting the money whenever anyone buys them?"
(Kalina) "W-WHY ARE YOU DODGING THE QUESTION, HUH?! When will you let people marry you?!"
Angelia waved her hands dismissively.
(Angelia) "If anything, this lot should go to Helian. I think she needs it more than I do. Plus, I think my girls would grind anyone to dust if they even disliked my potential suitor even a little."
